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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:30 am
Bee Lifer
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:31 am
It does me good like it bloody well should
Mr Grimsdaaaaaale
Edit - No thats wrong, thats norman Wisdom not whats his bollox ... I need to wake up
Mrs-G Admin
Posts : 3052 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 53 Location : Stoke On Trent
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:37 am
Go get some coffee and think which question you are to ask Gaz
Bee Lifer
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:54 am
1. What is the last dream you can remember?
2. If it wasn't Andi, it would be .... ? (Someone famous, don't be getting yourself in shit by saying something like her sister etc)
3. Who is your least favourite member of this forum? Haha
Now THATS how the Pax Man does it
Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:04 am
1. Andi falling through a hole on a railway bridge onto the line and shouting up to me for help and me not being able to do anything (and not because i was laughing btw)
2. Lady Di (dirrrty bitch) Actually, i dont fancy famous folk at all, i dont deny loads are good looking( Mrs Cole, Angelina, SkySports girls etc etc but they dont do IT for me, much prefer the girls next door sorta thing, apart from one neighbour is a neurotic fucker and the other is a middle aged trollop with an afro, satin sheets and handcuffs...
3. Him as was into the PowerPuff girls...fuckin weirdo....
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Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:16 am
1. Money, cuz with that i can fuckin well buy all the love i need.
2. It'd have to be the mrs, a boat and a cheese butty (wouldnt need anything else cuz i'd be off in the boat back to civilisation)
3. Memorable, not good, would be the surrealness of being in the middle of a massive heart attack, stripped, surrounded by docs on a trauma ward and being told i could either die from the attack or die from the clotbusting drug they are about to give me..very memorable indeed..
Bee Lifer
Posts : 3020 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 42 Location : Eckythump
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:54 am
1. have you ever seen or caught a whiff of a pice of meat cooking and thought 'You know what, that looks/smells fooking good'? And what was it?
2. When was the last you (physically) fought with someone?
3. Describe yourself in one word.
Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:02 am
1. Bacon smells yum.
2. Years and years ago.
3. Serious.
Mrs-G Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:04 am
1, How much do you love me?
2, What mood are you in today?
3, Is now a good time to ask for driving lessons and a new wardrobe?
Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:01 am
Mrs-G wrote:
1, How much do you love me?
Enough, why?
2, What mood are you in today?
Tired, again, why?
3, Is now a good time to ask for driving lessons and a new wardrobe?
Of course duck, as soon as i get the same....
The-Wall wrote:
1. If there was anything you could change about Andi what would it be? (other than her being a cheeky rabbit)
The fact that she cant multi task.
2. Have you ever bedded two or more woman at the one time?
Yup, when i was about 15....they were 18 if memory serves me right...
3. What do you most like and dislike about yourself?
Dislikes: My moods and i'd like to be at ease more in social situations. Like: I'm a handsome bastard and I have a quick wit.
Spellarella Lifer
Posts : 3905 Join date : 2009-08-16 Location : Peeking out of a drain.
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:28 am
Gaz, Let the inquisiton begin, gently first....
1) Have you ever had sex in a cemetry?
2) Have you ever farted in bed and held Andi's head under the blanket/duvet?
3) If somebody dared you would you run naked through Buckingham Palace.
Gaznandi Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:52 am
1. Nope, on train lines, public toilets, alleyways etc
2. Oh good god yes, i usually do em and blame her, or stand next to her in Tesco and threaten to walk off quickly and leave it lingering around her...
3. Erm, nope....it'd give old Queenie thoughts of 'sexy time' with me....
Mrs-G Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:05 pm
1, Which 3 members of Mininova would you like to see here at MadDogs and why?
2, Choose one member of the forum who you have never met or seen an image of and describe how you think they look i.e.; height weight, hair colour build etc.
3, Approx how many sexual partners have you had?
Mrs-G Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:27 pm
1. Yeoldrocker & Moxin cuz i always got on really well with em & Brads to give me something to moderate.....
2. Gris Gris - 5ft4", 49 years old, neck length Bleached blonde hair, pale skin, 9stone..
3. More than is good for me....anywhere between 150-300 odd..different ones virtually every Friday and Saturday night over a 15 year or so period....
Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:28 pm
1. Yeoldrocker & Moxin cuz i always got on really well with em & Brads to give me something to moderate.....
2. Gris Gris - 5ft4", 49 years old, neck length Bleached blonde hair, pale skin, 9stone..
3. More than is good for me....anywhere between 150-300 odd..different ones virtually every Friday and Saturday night over a 15 year or so period....
Bee Lifer
Posts : 3020 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 42 Location : Eckythump
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:33 pm
Gaznandi wrote:
anywhere between 150-300 odd..different ones virtually every Friday and Saturday
Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:36 pm
Theres no denying, i was a filthy slut....
Spellarella Lifer
Posts : 3905 Join date : 2009-08-16 Location : Peeking out of a drain.
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:08 pm
Gaznandi wrote:
2. Gris Gris - 5ft4", 49 years old, neck length Bleached blonde hair, pale skin, 9stone..
I think that conveys my feelings on that matter..... Pale skin was right so I give you one less pin in my voodoo Gaz Doll. Harumph on the rest you cheeky bleeder! poke poke poke!
1) Have you ever dyed your hair either end?
2) Do you trim the gentlmen's vegetable plot, or let the shrubbery grow wild?
3) What song would you say sums you up, aka your theme song?
Gaznandi Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:28 pm
1. Yup, i was a Punk then a New Romantic, it was par for the course...(oh, the head i mean..)
2. Trimmed nice a neatly....( i'm such a big girl..)
3. He's a Rebel by the Crystals..
Spellarella Lifer
Posts : 3905 Join date : 2009-08-16 Location : Peeking out of a drain.
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:47 pm
Lol you tart.
1) Have you ever been lost for words to truck dumb by anybody or an event?
2) If you could take Andi anywhere for a romantic holiday, where would it be?
3) You've been chosen to run for parliament, what would your 5 main policies be and why.
Gaznandi Admin
Posts : 6723 Join date : 2009-08-11 Age : 58 Location : Wet Beaver Creek
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:56 pm
1. Often, but only when i think someone may be upset by my humorous remark, lots of folk dont know what way to take me....so i sit there either silent, wander about or blatantly ignorant, much to my shame...
2. Paris, Paris, Paris and then to Paris...been there 3 times now and if we could we'd move there tomorrow..
3. Ah, erm, good question.....
1. Eton/Harrow etc pupil swaps with comprehensive kids... 2. Pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan... 3. Adult Public nudity 4. Free driving lessons and tests for all 5. Every female of legal age to give me a blowjob....
Reasons why, cuz i can....
CSIWEMBLEY Lifer
Posts : 134 Join date : 2010-03-07 Age : 67 Location : Sagittarius B
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:52 am
money is an illusion.
only true love is real.
Spellarella Lifer
Posts : 3905 Join date : 2009-08-16 Location : Peeking out of a drain.
Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:54 am
Somehow I was not surprised by the answer to number 3.
Can we pick on The Wall now? Not that I'm out of questions to ask Gaz.
Mrs-G Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:06 am
Yup go for it GG.............I don't think there's any thing else you would be surprised at with Gaz
Mrs-G Admin
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Subject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........ Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:02 am
1, What's the nicest thing you have ever done for someone, in your opinion?
2, If you ruled the world what 5 things would you banish?
3, On a scale of 1-10 how romantic would you say you were?
See nice and gentle .....................to start with