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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:08 pm

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2. Gris Gris - 5ft4", 49 years old, neck length Bleached blonde hair, pale skin, 9stone..



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1) Have you ever dyed your hair either end?

2) Do you trim the gentlmen's vegetable plot, or let the shrubbery grow wild?

3) What song would you say sums you up, aka your theme song?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:28 pm

1. Yup, i was a Punk then a New Romantic, it was par for the course...(oh, the head i mean..)wink

2. Trimmed nice a neatly....( i'm such a big girl..)

3. He's a Rebel by the Crystals..



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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:47 pm

Lol you tart.

1) Have you ever been lost for words to truck dumb by anybody or an event?

2) If you could take Andi anywhere for a romantic holiday, where would it be?

3) You've been chosen to run for parliament, what would your 5 main policies be and why.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:56 pm

1. Often, but only when i think someone may be upset by my humorous remark, lots of folk dont know what way to take me....so i sit there either silent, wander about or blatantly ignorant, much to my shame...

2. Paris, Paris, Paris and then to Paris...been there 3 times now and if we could we'd move there tomorrow..

3. Ah, erm, good question.....

1. Eton/Harrow etc pupil swaps with comprehensive kids...
2. Pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan...
3. Adult Public nudity
4. Free driving lessons and tests for all
5. Every female of legal age to give me a blowjob....

Reasons why, cuz i can....
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:52 am

money is an illusion.

only true love is real.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:54 am

Somehow I was not surprised by the answer to number 3.

Can we pick on The Wall now? Not that I'm out of questions to ask Gaz.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:06 am

Yup go for it GG.............I don't think there's any thing else you would be surprised at with Gaz lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:14 am

Fire away Suicide

And be gentle thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:02 am

1, What's the nicest thing you have ever done for someone, in your opinion?

2, If you ruled the world what 5 things would you banish?

3, On a scale of 1-10 how romantic would you say you were?


See nice and gentle .....................to start with whistle



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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:00 am

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1, What's the nicest thing you have every done for someone, in your opinion?

2, If you ruled the world what 5 things would you banish?

3, On a scale of 1-10 how romantic would you say you were?


See nice and gentle .....................to start with whistle

1. Fuck this is a hard one, I don't normally do fuck all to be nice to people.

I'd say when my dad was in hospital for weeks with serious lung problems I would spend all day every day from 2pm till 8pm with him because I was the only person that visited. We lived in Dundee and all the rest of our family lived in East Kilbride.

2.
a) Abolish all religions...the root of all evil!!!
b) Poverty...we have enough resources for everyone to live a reasonable life
c) All the worlds armed forces and their weapons....no need for war
d) Countries.....everyone should live as one
e) High School....I beleive that teenage children would be better learning life skills and work experience than some of the useless shit they teach you at High school. Primary schools could be made more intensive and fit more in than what they do imo.

3. I'm romantic in ways and not romantic in other ways. I'm an affectionate person who likes to show it in a more physical way by cuddling, touching and saying nice things, but I don't do the flowers and stuff like that. My idea of a romantic meal is going to MacDonalds and eating it in the car. lol!

If I had more money I would probably make more of an effort....shit excuse eh?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:04 am

1) If you could body swap with anybody, who would it be, why and what what you do with it.

2) Do you wake up with a stiffy in the morning?

3) You've been elected head of the policeforce with an obscene wage and a nice comfy office. You have to tackle crime in three areas, what would they be and why?

and I lied on the gentle front.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:38 am

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1) If you could body swap with anybody, who would it be, why and what what you do with it.

2) Do you wake up with a stiffy in the morning?

3) You've been elected head of the policeforce with an obscene wage and a nice comfy office. You have to tackle crime in three areas, what would they be and why?

and I lied on the gentle front.

1. I be Bill Gates because he is rich as fook and with all his money I'd invest every penny of it in Rangers FC which in turn would turn the SPL into the biggest and best league in the world.....ok I'm getting a bit carried away with myself there.

2. Don't all men embarrassed

3.
a) Street crime & anti social behaviour such as young teenagers hanging about street corners and shops, trouble outside bars and clubs - people should feel safe going to their local shop or walking home late at night without being intimidated by wee fannies hanging about and battering the first person that looks at them and also go a night out with drunken idiots wanting to have a go.

b) Carrying offensive weapons - the police need more rights to stop and search anyone without reason. If you don't have anything on you that is illegal you won't have a problem with it.

c) Corruption within the Police - the police are more corrupt and commit more crimes than your average joe bloggs. People being set up, money and drugs vanishing off the face of the earth, battering prisoners....the list goes on and on.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:49 am

@CSI....We're thinking up questions to ask TW at the moment mate, your turn will come.... wink



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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:59 am

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@CSI....We're thinking up questions to ask TW at the moment mate, your turn will come.... wink


sorry, i thought they were actually asking the questions, silly me
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:29 pm

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Gaznandi wrote:
@CSI....We're thinking up questions to ask TW at the moment mate, your turn will come.... wink


sorry, i thought they were actually asking the questions, silly me
Just you wait until I get to interrogate you.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:32 pm

The Wall, step upto the chair and...

1) When was the last time you had a good laugh, and at what was it?

2) What makes you angry?

3) Are you on the donor list?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:43 pm

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The Wall, step upto the chair and...

1) When was the last time you had a good laugh, and at what was it?

2) What makes you angry?

3) Are you on the donor list?


1. I'd say one of the most memorable was when Julz and I were visiting Gaz and Andi and Gaz was doing his dad dance, I couldn't breath for laughing that hard. I normally have a good laugh on a Friday when I'm pissed but I can never remember what I was laughing at the next morning.

2. Kids, liars, thiefs and Catholics

3. No, but if I died I would donate anything that would be of help. The wife knows so no need for a card.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:48 pm

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... how did i get these brush twigs in my backside, i must have been swept away by enthusiasm....ism... whatever

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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:51 pm

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Gris Gris wrote:
The Wall, step upto the chair and...

1) When was the last time you had a good laugh, and at what was it?

2) What makes you angry?

3) Are you on the donor list?


1. I'd say one of the most memorable was when Julz and I were visiting Gaz and Andi and Gaz was doing his dad dance, I couldn't breath for laughing that hard. I normally have a good laugh on a Friday when I'm pissed but I can never remember what I was laughing at the next morning.

2. Kids, liars, thiefs and Catholics

3. No, but if I died I would donate anything that would be of help. The wife knows so no need for a card.

Good can you aks your wife if I can have your bollocks for a set of earings when you're popped off.

Gaz dancing is that good then



next questions.

1) If you were suddenly whisked off and put on stage, instead of the usual stand-up comic. Would you have the crowd on your side laughing ot have them scrambling to tear you limb from limb.


2) Do you think cheap booze is the sole reason behind binge drinking?

3) Should the NHS not treat those with addictions problems, such as over eaters, smokers, binge drinkers?
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:55 pm

@TW, Am clearing as and when i can get to em mate.... wink

Theres 3 other buggars in green who can step in too, it seems i'm the only ever the one with the bleedin buttons....... funnier



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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:10 pm

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Good can you aks your wife if I can have your bollocks for a set of earings when you're popped off.

Gaz dancing is that good then



next questions.

1) If you were suddenly whisked off and put on stage, instead of the usual stand-up comic. Would you have the crowd on your side laughing ot have them scrambling to tear you limb from limb.


2) Do you think cheap booze is the sole reason behind binge drinking?

3) Should the NHS not treat those with addictions problems, such as over eaters, smokers, binge drinkers?


Sorry but its not possible hang things that big from your ears, you'd end up with ears like this



Gaz is a good dancer for an old man lol!

1. Its not my strong point being a fuuny person, I have my moments but not enough to be a stand up comedian. I'd say it all depends who the audience were.

2. Not at all. If people wanted to drink and drink lots they will do it no matter how much drink costs. I don't drink cheap booze will stop people. I always get in some state when I drink. I would say it is a problem with society nowadays that people binge drink till they get themselves in such a state where they feel the need to fight the first person that looks at them. It is a major problem this country has, especially with the younger generation.

3. This is a hard one. I'm over weight, drink and smoke, but if I had a scare and was told if I didn't give it all up I wouldn't get treated I'd totally understand. But if you have an addiction to something, be it food alcohol or drugs it should be taken into consideration before treatment is knocked back. People like George Best is a good example of someone who got the chance and still continued abusing his body. The real issue is money and the lack of organ donater nowadays which makes it even more important that the people that do get help look after what they are given.
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:09 am

1.Why do you have a fan blowing COLD air on me all night (even when it's -20)...and then steal all the covers???

2. Why are your ears always itchy between 3 and 6am??

3.When are you going to take me out?? ....somewhere nice that is...not to Morrisons lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:19 am

lol! Read above, when he wins the lottery grimmace


1, Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

2, If you could go back and do one thing again what would it be and why?

3, If you could pursue another hobby apart from the PC what would it be any why?



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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:51 am

Julz wrote:
1.Why do you have a fan blowing COLD air on me all night (even when it's -20)...and then steal all the covers???

2. Why are your ears always itchy between 3 and 6am??

3.When are you going to take me out?? ....somewhere nice that is...not to Morrisons lol!

1. So you'll snuggle in thumbs up

2. Because they are

3. I do take you places thats nice but this isn't the place to be talking about it. wink

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lol! Read above, when he wins the lottery grimmace


1, Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

2, If you could go back and do one thing again what would it be and why?

3, If you could pursue another hobby apart from the PC what would it be any why?

1. Living abroad with a good job, nice house and sports car with Julz (obviously)

2. Nothing!! If I had to change any of my past I might have not met Julz

3. Boxing. Its a great way to get fit and you get to punch people at the same time. thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: Ever wanted to know?........   Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:36 am

1. Theres 2 bedrooms, Megan Fox invites you into one, Julz invites you into the other, which room do you choose?

2. Money's no object, pick your car.

3. Would you have your eyesight back or a dong like a horse?



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