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PostSubject: Random Confessions SH**   Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:56 pm

Hello and welcome to the random shit thread. Be as random as you want.

I had a dream that I was flying in a bathtub last night.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:52 pm

I've just farted and i'm pretty sure i have left a small skid mark on my undies.....
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Sun Apr 18, 2010 3:11 pm

puke ...............gross!


We already have a random thread "The rose and Crown".....

but I think this can be renamed the ..."Random Confessions" thread.... wink



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:43 pm

I've got constipation shhh



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:48 pm

I like to dress up as janet street-porter at the weekends


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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:21 am

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I like to dress up as janet street-porter at the weekends



I could actually believe that LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:30 am

stranger wrote:
TK Trooper wrote:
I like to dress up as janet street-porter at the weekends



I could actually believe that LOL
I kinda want to see.

I confess I used to read my parents porn mags they had hid under their bed.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:47 am

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I confess I used to read my parents porn mags they had hid under their bed.



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:01 am

[/quote]I kinda want to see.

I confess I used to read my parents porn mags they had hid under their bed.[/quote]

I confess that for some reason i find that kinda more horny than any of our xxx section... thumbs up



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:46 pm

ah to fuck with it here goes.

when I was aout 14 years old me and some friends went for a swim in a lake and I farted well I thought it was but I pooped my pants
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:55 pm

Gaznandi wrote:
I kinda want to see.

I confess that for some reason i find that kinda more horny than any of our xxx section... thumbs up

I so don't want to ever see in your mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:26 pm

Gris Gris wrote:
Gaznandi wrote:
I kinda want to see.

I confess that for some reason i find that kinda more horny than any of our xxx section... thumbs up

I so don't want to ever see in your mind.


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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:35 pm

Well when I was, so very long ago,as a teen the first time I bj'd my bf. I got lockjaw and clamped my teeth onto it. It was an hour before my jaw relaxed enough to let go.

Funnily enough he never asked for one again, no idea why.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:39 pm

I can guarantee you did it on bloody purpose.... lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:44 pm

I once masturbated and shot it right in the eye...

Stings i tell ya.....





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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:55 pm

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I can guarantee you did it on bloody purpose.... lol!

Do you still have my teeth marks on it now. I thought they may have faded away by now.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:04 pm

I jizzed my pants in math class today.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:12 pm

I never saw a sexy fraction but each to his own....... wink



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:14 pm

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I jizzed my pants in math class today.

That's fucked up. I hope you are lying.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:31 pm

What the hell could make you jizz your pants in a maths class
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:33 pm

thegreatest wrote:
CJThomasBOYYY wrote:
I jizzed my pants in math class today.

That's fucked up. I hope you are lying.

TK Trooper wrote:
What the hell could make you jizz your pants in a maths class




wink



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:54 pm

My confession is that whilst reading this thread i just jizzed my pants

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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:59 pm

My confession is that after my first illicit night of passion with Gaz I couldn't find my contact lens, I found it 2 days later...........all shrivelled up and dry stuck to my tit! lmao



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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:25 pm

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My confession is that after my first illicit night of passion with Gaz I couldn't find my contact lens, I found it 2 days later...........all shrivelled up and dry stuck to my tit! lmao

This might be even worse then jizzing in math class.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Confessions SH**   Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:24 pm

Come on "fess up" TG.............what skeletons do you have in your closet?



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