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TK Trooper
Lifer
Posts : 1541
Join date : 2009-08-20
Age : 48
Location : Scouseland
|  Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH**  Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:45 pm | |
| Dear father forgive me for I have sinned.............
I once came in pissed froma night out and for some reason thought it would be highly hilarious to creep into the bedroom of my then missus, and at the top of my voice scream "FIRE!!!".
Needless to say she was not best please to see that there was no fire, but me slumped in a heap on the floor next to her side of teh bed creasing myself laughing! | |
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Mrs-G
Admin
Posts : 3052
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 53
Location : Stoke On Trent
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CJThomasBOYYY
Posts : 27
Join date : 2010-04-18
Location : Knox County, Tennessee, USA
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:53 pm | |
| Wow. Last year in gym class, my gym coach (whose name was Melnick), asked me a question and then I said "I don't know Mr. MetalDick." I swear to God I must've been high or something cuz that's totally not what I wanted to say. I got ISS for a week. | |
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Mrs-G
Admin
Posts : 3052
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 53
Location : Stoke On Trent
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| I have to confess........... My arse cheeks are absolutely killing me, I went bike riding with the grandson yesterday and I'm a little saddle sore right up the crack!  | |
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Mrs-G
Admin
Posts : 3052
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 53
Location : Stoke On Trent
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:54 pm | |
| The cabbage and cauliflower have given me wind  | |
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CJThomasBOYYY
Posts : 27
Join date : 2010-04-18
Location : Knox County, Tennessee, USA
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Sat May 01, 2010 12:24 pm | |
| ^Nice. I raped my pillow last night. It was pretty funny. My sister got it all on film. | |
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.tUrniP
Lifer
Posts : 910
Join date : 2009-08-13
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Sat May 01, 2010 1:09 pm | |
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Mrs-G
Admin
Posts : 3052
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 53
Location : Stoke On Trent
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Tue May 04, 2010 12:49 pm | |
| .....I think he was having a fruity dream I bent over and heard a strange noise, I've busted out of my skinny jeans  | |
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Julz
Lifer
Posts : 995
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 51
Location : Wherever I happen to be.....
| | Subject: Re: Random Confessions SH** Wed May 05, 2010 2:36 am | |
| I accidentally shoplifted while visiting some dear friends south of the border...well embarrassing | |
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Spellarella
Lifer
Posts : 3905
Join date : 2009-08-16
Location : Peeking out of a drain.
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