Over the years i have heard some beauties. Some sheer quality of parodying a song, to the down right hilarious.

Whats the best you have ever heard


One of my favs was by the Everton fans, sung to our beloved Fernando Torres

Quote:

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres. He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres. He wears a frock, he loves the c**k, he sells his a*se on Albert Dock Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side

Obviously being a devout red (liverpool that is) You'll never walk alone is a good one. But i do like the volume of stoke fans singing delila


Anotehr good one was Liverpool singing to Galatasaray fans "Stand up! If you hate kebabs!, stand-up if you hate Kebabs!"

Not very inventive, but quite funny to witness in person

'He hit him five times, He hit him 5 timesssssssss, Steven Gerrard, He hit him five times'

Just last nights......

And we still blasted Delilah even in the 90th minute and 4-0 down....

.....You're barred!!!!!





Delilah.........every time for me!!

"I put my dick in her hand, and she laughed no more"

Class!

"They're here they're there, they're everyfookingwhere,
EMPTY SEATS EMPTY SEATS accompanied by random pointing at all the home
seats."

At Birmingham today, i'm sure it'll be used at others too.....Blackburn ( soz Bee ) Wigan, Bolton etc.........

The song Liverpool fans (apparnetly) sing to the Mancs cracks me up ...

(To the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down)

Harrold Shipman killed your nan
Killed your nan
Killed your nan

Harrold Shipman Killed your nan
He's a Scouser

The Blackburn theme tune if you call it that would be No Nay Never ...

(To the tune of Wild Rover)

Theres an ale house in Burnley I used to frequent
I met Owen Coyle, his money was spent
He asked me to play
I answered him NAY
Said I hate Burnley bastards till my dying day

And its No Nay Never
No Nay Never no more
Till we play Burnley bastards
No never no more

Come to think of it, most Blackburn songs are about Burnley ... starting to think we're a bit obsessed ...

Apparently this was the chant in tune to Lord of the Dance at the Man U
game..............


"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
it could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house"


Why is it i find all the ones that mock scousers funny ?