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PostSubject: The Census   Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:13 am

Had some hippy with a clipboard at the door the other day, telling me to return my census or face a £1,000 fine - I laughed at him and slammed the door (Nazi Germany for ya).

Anyway, it's just my luck that I'd be one of the unlucky few that do get a fine, so I'm doing it online now ...

So far I've got my self as a black Jew living in a same sex civil partnership, both the kids are Chinese and we all worship Scooby Doo as our god (Megan chose that one).

It's gonna baffle the shit out of the great, great, great grandkids when the do a family tree a hundred years down the line Haha. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:20 am

clap



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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:37 am

Finished.

Well that was the highlight of my day, think I've worn myself out with all the excitement ...
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:12 am

lol I filled inthe bare minimum. My name and signature. That's it. Nosey buggers don't need to know all the things they put on the forms.
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:30 am

Question 17: This question has been left intentionally blank, please move to question 18.

WTF was all that about?? head scratcher

The twilight zone ...
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:31 am



How many people did a Homer Simpson and wrote ... O.K?
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:35 am

I wish I had... doh



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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:28 pm

I wish I had filled it all in. my language would have been hex or nag. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:50 am

I like question 19 . For some-one to answer "Not at all " in response to the question ! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Sun May 01, 2011 2:19 pm

Is it actually illegal to fill it in with utter bollox providing you select from the options available? Or can you still get fined for not being truthful?
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Sun May 01, 2011 3:17 pm

I've got knobs from the TV license, bailiffs for council tax and an arrest warrant for 'fly tipping' (ie a bag of rubbish fell out the top of my bin).

Seriously not worried about any fine these lot throw at me. It is illegal yeah, it's illegal not to fill it in too ... fucking police state this is.

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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Mon May 02, 2011 3:33 am

a dident have a chance to fill mine in the GF did I was going to write a load of bollocks as well they want to know everything about us when we do a shite when we have our dinner.
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PostSubject: Re: The Census   Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:01 am

I just did some of it because I did not want to be fined as I don`t have the money to pay it
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