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PostSubject: Bride's och aye, the poo   Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:01 am

'A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!

Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.

But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.

After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.

A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”

In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.

It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.'

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something poo.

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bride's och aye, the poo   Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:21 am

That's incredible ! lmao lmao lmao it's too much !
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PostSubject: Re: Bride's och aye, the poo   Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:05 am

OMG, I suppose the honeymoon is going to be him practising wiping his ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Bride's och aye, the poo   Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:07 am

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It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.' lol!

They must have funny teased the bottle lmao lmao lmao

Ils devaient avoir drôlement taquiné la bouteille
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PostSubject: Re: Bride's och aye, the poo   Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:03 am

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OMG, I suppose the honeymoon is going to be him practising wiping his ass.

Do you think that one night is enough to learn how to practice when you're drunk ? lmao
And what about Madame for the honey moon ? cry
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PostSubject: Re: Bride's och aye, the poo   Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:35 am

I am Druuuunnnnnnnkkkkkk !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Bride's och aye, the poo   Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:00 pm


lol!

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