Celeb Bg Brother 2011..

Kerry Katona - Drug riddled Scouse slut.


Amy Childs - Cheap Jordan lookalike, with half the brains


Tara Reid - Stoned vacuous actress from American Pie apparently.


Paddy Doherty - Traveller, don't understand a word he says, my joint favourite win..


Darren Lions - Australian paparazzi, and such, scum on 2 counts..


Sally Bercow - ex alky wife of the Speaker in the H.O.C, has a brain so my joint favourite to win


Pamela Bach-Hasslehoff - inane, ridiculous American harpy, Baywatch apparently..?


Lucien Laviscount - blandness personified, Coronation St apparently.?


Bobby Sabel - male model, nope, me either..?


Jedfuckinward - kill me, kill me now...



Congratulations to Channel5, they've actually dumbed down Big Brother to Z List proportions of mediocrity, a huge feat in itself...

My vote goes to Lucien Laviscount he was in Waterloo Road, A soap I liked.

Kerry - I pity her that she has sunk so low and is mind wiped and scared of her own shadow.

Jedward - oh dear are theirs a double eviction, she said hopefully.

bobby- who? Doesn't rock my boat and suspect his pants come with extra sock.

Pam the hoff- please tell me she did watch how these shows go? Problaby not then. Great for instrnt reaction as reality sinks in, little else thereafter.

Sally- well if milady has a brain, what the pox is she doing on this show then. enuff said.

Darren, looks like his gene pool needs cholorinating. Unless Aussie like thier village idiots.

Paddy- Jaysus ya wan ya mental. shtite bejeeus ya messin you know yourself like.” Translated it means, Holdy shit what the fuck ya doing going on that shite show for, ya ma, god rest her soul, will be rolling in her grave.. He'l probably lamp the male model before tieing up jedward in bogroll.

Tara and Amy, - who let the dogs out who.... who....oh mes a so harsh, mes a sorry...not!

Same shite, different channel!

I was so made up when i heard channel 4 had binned this, then channel 5 pick it up and think they can revive a pile of shite and make it better by throwing Jedward of all people in the house.
The annoying thing is they will probably win it! For the money they have spent on this crap, surely they could have created something better for our viewing pleasure.

If this is the quality of the new launch of the show, god help us when the gob shite wannabe's get in there!

I'd say vote in Gaz, he'll liven it up.

Spellarella wrote:

I'd say vote in Gaz, he'll liven it up.

I'd end up getting sparked by the Gypo and see how long Jedward could hold their breath underwater, purely for science obviously...

Thats entertainment,

That promises to be funny.

Watched the launch show and haven't bothered since, as said above same tosh different channel, should have stayed finished when it did last year.

Already Kerrys lost the plot. I'll watch the hilights only when Jedward are stuffed down the loo by the Ex Ms Hoff.