How to tell you are getting old!

1. you remember the origional version to the track your kids are raving about today
2.you drink horlicks before you go to sleep
3. your record collection is just that rather than a cd collection
4. you start saying when i was a ....
5. followed up by in the old days....
6. you know you are old when you cant remember what the last 5 points were...........
7. When the kids say "Dad, you know in the olden days, what did you used to do etc etc etc"
8. how come you know? the words to the latest songs when they don't
9. when you pull out catalogue from the Sunday paper and think that's a good idea.......(you all know the catalogues)
10. when you have a hard on but you cant remember why
11. when you start asking for slippers for Xmas
12. when you start gettin deodorant or socks for Xmas
13. when your kids start telling you all the funny jokes
14 ........... or they don't tell you the jokes cos they think you wont understand!
15. when you hear yourself sounding like your parents
16. when you start dancing with your thumbs out
17. when you sing the wrong words to a song
18. when your kids say "this old man....." and they mean someone who's about 42
19. when you're ready for bed at 10:00 o'clock on a Friday night.
20. when you put the glasses on to answer the phone
(funny that why??)
21. when you trousers fall down because you forgot to put your braces up
22. Your back goes out more often than you do
23 when you spend an hour looking for your glasses and they are actually on the top of your head?



Please feel free to carry on the list........................

24. You say video not record.
25. When all policemen look like they just stepped out of nursery school.
26. When you look in the mirror and realise you look like your mum or dad.

27. when ya go to ya local nightclub and find that the patrons are ya old school friends children

Gris Gris wrote:

25. When all policemen look like they just stepped out of nursery school.

I notice that at work with doctors, some come on to the ward and you think they are visiting their parents.

28. When you do that shouting thing as you stand up or lift anything....followed by a fart sometimes if your really old!!! LOL

29. When you.......eh what was I gonna write .....

30. When you hear a friend's pregnant, instead of going "oh sh*t", you congratulate them

31. When your kids say "was everything black and white when you were little"????