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TK Trooper
Lifer
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|  Subject: Thought for the day.........  Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:21 am | |
| If anyone has any words of wisdom or things for us to ponder feel free to add them here...... I'll start.... THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the money In your wallet has
ever been in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day
So folks! Always remember to wash your hands after handling money! | |
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Julz
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:31 am | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:38 am | |
| Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Julz
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:18 am | |
| Mmmm....I suppose not..... | |
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hellblaster5
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:08 pm | |
| - TK Trooper wrote:
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Definitely, then told me teacher that we wouldn't be reading Shakespeare and doing our assignment.  | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:01 am | |
| Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say. | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:30 am | |
| If you look at what you have in life You'll always have more If you look at what you DON'T have in life You'll never have enough!  | |
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Mrs-G
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:37 am | |
| The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Do you ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? | |
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Julz
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:54 am | |
| To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:18 am | |
| Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see. | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:20 am | |
| Another one i like is actually a lyric to an oasis song. I'm not religious in any way just like the line.
"Some might say they don't believe in heaven, go and tell it to the man who lives in hell" | |
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stranger
Lifer
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Join date : 2009-08-14
Age : 39
Location : SCOTLAND
| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:56 pm | |
| at the end of the day its night respect those who respect you | |
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Spellarella
Lifer
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Location : Peeking out of a drain.
| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:49 pm | |
| My best one's are:
Our enemies are sacred because they make us strong
Fear, the thief of dreams
Can't isn't a word it is an poor excuse.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself
If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree
The day will happen whether or not you get up
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers
Males are a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:19 am | |
| Some days we are the bloody flies
. . . some days we are the windscreen | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:22 am | |
| If you loose your left arm . . . your right one will be left | |
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Gaznandi
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:35 am | |
| One minute can seem like one second or one hour,
Depending on which side of the toilet door your on.......... | |
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TK Trooper
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:49 am | |
| Laughter is the best medicine!
..... Unless your a diabetic, then insulin works better!!! | |
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Spellarella
Lifer
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Location : Peeking out of a drain.
| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| Treat those around you, as you wish to be treated yourself.
Remember some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them. | |
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Julz
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:36 am | |
| Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them. | |
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stranger
Lifer
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| | Subject: Re: Thought for the day......... Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:38 am | |
| here here for huge erections lol | |
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