Things you hate about men!

This thread is for all the things we hate about men.

You can be female or male to post in here........

I'll start it off......



1. How easily they can change their moods from Prince Charming to Vlad The Impaler in 0.000768 seconds?

2. How there is one rule for them and a totally separate rule for women?

3. How they never learn the simplest things...like changing the loo roll

4. How they can never find the laundry basket, but are quick to moan if when you leave a towel on the floor.

5. When they point out a good site to get an item cheaper, then moan because you bought it.

6. Leave the loo sat up.

7. Hog the remotes.

8. Changes the chanel you were watching, then leaves the room.

9. Moans about the shit girly stuff you are watching, but the tells you too shush, coz they can't hear what Gaby is saying to Carlos.

10. Has some form of OCD and watches the same repeats of Top Gear you have seen twice already this week.

11. Moans about cups left but never takes their own back. Also applies to shoes, coats an other things.

12. Leaves dirty footmarks and scuff marks from their toolboxes on the floor. But whines the dogs have left wet footprints from just coming in.

13. Changes radio station in your car and leaves it and the volume loud, so you crap yourself when yu next get in.

14. Says they don't like something, when they have never had it.

15. Farts in bed, just when you are getting in or snuggle up.

Thats men for you! Cant beat us!

16, Has bubonic plague than a regular cold and suddenly becomes frailer than a snowflake.

17, Tells you its just a cold, when he infects you with his virus.

18, Won't go to the Doctors or Dentist unless dragged there by his short n curlies.

19, Tuns into a mummy's boy when mummy is around, but then moans about the old dragon when she leaves.

20, Gets all Rambo when some other male so much as looks in the direction you might be standing in. But can ogle a set of boobs walking down the street and says WHAT! When he sees you have noticed.

21, Argues with the sat-nav, which is set to a nice female voice. Then moans he is lost when he goes a different direction.

22, Sniffs his sock or underpants when he removes them. WHY???

23, Will wear the same pair of pants unless you remove them to the washing machine.

24, Doesn't understand why you need new shoes and a matching handbag.

25, they don't understand us women.

thats some list there GG lol

Is there any hope for us?

nah m8 Im sure GG will have pick some more out for l8r lol

would not surprise me! These women when they get their nails out ! Worse than wild cats fighting! Us men are compared to them.

I'll repeat ............

25. They don't understand us women!

25. your right we dont lol

Come on guys lets start one about the .............. i mean ladies