Things you love about men.

To be fair it has to be done, men's egos are very delicate.


1, The' willy' dance they do. Good for a giggle.

2. The look on their face when they are disparately trying to back track!

The way we age gracefully, look distinguished and more mature and sexy...and you lot just shrivel and get traded in for younger models...

I've left a will and i'll be saying me goodbyes to family and friends within the hour...

Gris Gris wrote:

The' willy' dance they do.

The WHAT??











Think you'll find the correct term for that is the 'Japanese ball twang'

The way they get excited over anything electrical....we just got a new dvd player and 5.1 surround thingy and the box was open before we got in the door and he can't get the plastic wrapping off fast enough

5. The fact we are so easy to please. A pair of wobbly bits of flesh and we will do pretty much anything to get a look, taste or feel.

6. We are no where nearly as complicated as women.

7. The fact we are capable of peeing in a cubicle on our own.

8. We are the ones who get up to go see what that noise is in th night.

9. The fact we always remain little mummys boys at heart.

10. We are good for putting your cold feet on for a warm when your in bed.

11. And in return the way we love to park our willies between your bum cheeks while we sleep of a night (LOL)

LOL & 11, TKT hilarious.

Mr Bee, you can't tell me you don't do the 'shake ma dong' dance.

13, They hold your hair, or rub your back while you puke, after an overly good night out.

14, Will rescue you from a huge killer spider or wasp, without a thought for their own life.

Gris Gris wrote:

Will rescue you from a huge killer spider

Yeah right! I'm the one stood on a chair sreaming like a little girl ...




'Shake my dong dance' Hahahaha

Gris Gris wrote:

13, They hold your hair, or rub your back while you puke, after an overly good night out.

14, Will rescue you from a huge killer spider or wasp, without a thought for their own life.

MMMMMMmmm I'll point Gaz in this direction............

I puke, nearly choke to death while clinging to the toilet bowl........Gaz passes out on the bed snoring like an elephant!

Gaz too will not pick up a huge hairy spider (I do).....and once left his baby daughter in the middle of town on her own in a pushchair with a wasp while he sprinted 20ft away!

Ok, some men then. I was trying to be kind to men here. LOL