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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:16 pm

Dear Santa

I've been alright this year so get me a HD telly ... a feckin huuuge one!

It's not fair, all me pals on t'internet have 'em, man I even download some BluRay stuff thinking it will be the same ...... but it aint :(

Cheers fatty

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PS. Failing the HD shit ... the odd BJ from the Mrs wouldn't go a miss
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:37 pm

Bee wrote:
Dear Santa

I've been alright this year so get me a HD telly ... a feckin huuuge one!

I just got one right now, 40"

The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:



the odd BJ from the Mrs wouldn't go a miss

You need Santa to help you with that shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:44 pm

Dear Santa,

You so much as step one sooty- snowy foot in my house and I will be wearing your guts as garters; while chowing down on fresh reindeer burgers.

Lovingly Gris Gris.

P.S. Don't bother even trying to magic up a snifter of my sherry or mince pies. It so is not going to happen.

Lovingly still, Gris Gris

P.P.S

Don't ho ho ho, me either in the street. I will so lamp you one, if you even cast a Christmassy look in my general direction.
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:49 pm

Dear Santa
Give me the Euromillions or fuck off...

Yours

Ebeneezer...



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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:51 pm

The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:53 pm

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Give me the Euromillions or fuck off...

Yours

Ebeneezer...

Naughy, naughty ...


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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:59 pm

Oh FFS ... too much info my man
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:00 pm

The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue

Well and truly grassed..........

And julz says your a liar and you fuckin wish!



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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:19 pm

The-Wall wrote:
No comment the finger



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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:31 am

Dear Santa....for Xmas I would like a new husband......preferably one who's a millionaire please....Julz x


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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:05 am

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It
really wasn't my fault what happened at Julz's Christmas party. It was
Stuart who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I
drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like jelly.
I
thought it was funny when I put Rachel's bra on my head and danced the
Jitter bug on the sofa while singing `Angels'. I didn't mean to break
Julz's Hair Straightners and don't know why Julz would sue me for shop
lifting.
I don't remember calling Mark's wife a sexy goat---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!And when I threw up on Jayne's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that sausage.After
all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way
home and drove my bus through my neighbour's bathroom. I don't think
that was any reason for my neighbour to call me a raunchy lioness and
have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my
jail cell on Christmas Eve, all horrid and trashy. And I'm really not
to blame for any of this weird stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and definitely yours,

Andi (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 pounds!
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:22 am

pushmepullu wrote:
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It
really wasn't my fault what happened at Julz's Christmas party. It was
Stuart who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I
drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like jelly.
I
thought it was funny when I put Rachel's bra on my head and danced the
Jitter bug on the sofa while singing `Angels'. I didn't mean to break
Julz's Hair Straightners and don't know why Julz would sue me for shop
lifting.
I don't remember calling Mark's wife a sexy goat---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!And when I threw up on Jayne's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that sausage.After
all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way
home and drove my bus through my neighbour's bathroom. I don't think
that was any reason for my neighbour to call me a raunchy lioness and
have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my
jail cell on Christmas Eve, all horrid and trashy. And I'm really not
to blame for any of this weird stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and definitely yours,

Andi (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 pounds!

I shall look out for the rare gaz comet flying over head which will be anytime soon.
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