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PostSubject: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:04 pm

Well guys & gals its nearly that time of the year again, so you better write a letter to Santa if you want to get your pressies.

I spoke to him last night and he said it would be most helpful if everyone could post there list in here as it would save him opening all your letters.

So if its a Ferrari, new slippers or even Cheryl Cole you want you better be quick and let him know. thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:16 pm

Dear Santa

I've been alright this year so get me a HD telly ... a feckin huuuge one!

It's not fair, all me pals on t'internet have 'em, man I even download some BluRay stuff thinking it will be the same ...... but it aint :(

Cheers fatty

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PS. Failing the HD shit ... the odd BJ from the Mrs wouldn't go a miss
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:34 pm

Bee wrote:



the odd BJ from the Mrs wouldn't go a miss

You need Santa to help you with that shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:37 pm

Bee wrote:
Dear Santa

I've been alright this year so get me a HD telly ... a feckin huuuge one!

I just got one right now, 40"

The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:



the odd BJ from the Mrs wouldn't go a miss

You need Santa to help you with that shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:44 pm

Dear Santa,

You so much as step one sooty- snowy foot in my house and I will be wearing your guts as garters; while chowing down on fresh reindeer burgers.

Lovingly Gris Gris.

P.S. Don't bother even trying to magic up a snifter of my sherry or mince pies. It so is not going to happen.

Lovingly still, Gris Gris

P.P.S

Don't ho ho ho, me either in the street. I will so lamp you one, if you even cast a Christmassy look in my general direction.
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:49 pm

Dear Santa
Give me the Euromillions or fuck off...

Yours

Ebeneezer...



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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:51 pm

The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:53 pm

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Dear Santa
Give me the Euromillions or fuck off...

Yours

Ebeneezer...

Naughy, naughty ...


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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:57 pm

Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:59 pm

Oh FFS ... too much info my man
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:00 pm

The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue

Well and truly grassed..........

And julz says your a liar and you fuckin wish!



Ta TW for the sig.
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:07 pm

pushmepullu wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue

Well and truly grassed..........

And julz says your a liar and you fuckin wish!

No comment the finger
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:19 pm

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No comment the finger



Busted!!
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:31 am

Dear Santa....for Xmas I would like a new husband......preferably one who's a millionaire please....Julz x


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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:05 am

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It
really wasn't my fault what happened at Julz's Christmas party. It was
Stuart who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I
drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like jelly.
I
thought it was funny when I put Rachel's bra on my head and danced the
Jitter bug on the sofa while singing `Angels'. I didn't mean to break
Julz's Hair Straightners and don't know why Julz would sue me for shop
lifting.
I don't remember calling Mark's wife a sexy goat---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!And when I threw up on Jayne's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that sausage.After
all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way
home and drove my bus through my neighbour's bathroom. I don't think
that was any reason for my neighbour to call me a raunchy lioness and
have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my
jail cell on Christmas Eve, all horrid and trashy. And I'm really not
to blame for any of this weird stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and definitely yours,

Andi (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 pounds!
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:22 am

pushmepullu wrote:
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It
really wasn't my fault what happened at Julz's Christmas party. It was
Stuart who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I
drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like jelly.
I
thought it was funny when I put Rachel's bra on my head and danced the
Jitter bug on the sofa while singing `Angels'. I didn't mean to break
Julz's Hair Straightners and don't know why Julz would sue me for shop
lifting.
I don't remember calling Mark's wife a sexy goat---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!And when I threw up on Jayne's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that sausage.After
all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way
home and drove my bus through my neighbour's bathroom. I don't think
that was any reason for my neighbour to call me a raunchy lioness and
have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my
jail cell on Christmas Eve, all horrid and trashy. And I'm really not
to blame for any of this weird stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and definitely yours,

Andi (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 10 pounds!

I shall look out for the rare gaz comet flying over head which will be anytime soon.
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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Santa   Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:23 am

The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue

Bee wrote:
Oh FFS ... too much info my man

pushmepullu wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue

Well and truly grassed..........

And julz says your a liar and you fuckin wish!

The-Wall wrote:
pushmepullu wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
You need Santa to help you with that shocked

Can't wait for julz reply to this ^^^

Hahaha

Julz IS Santa every week tongue

Well and truly grassed..........

And julz says your a liar and you fuckin wish!

No comment the finger

Bee wrote:
The-Wall wrote:
No comment the finger



Busted!!

I still don't have a clue what you think I meant head scratcher



Julz wrote:
Dear Santa....for Xmas I would like a new husband......preferably one who's a millionaire please....Julz x


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Well I hope santa's good to you then the finger
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