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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:18 am

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a man assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens. "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"










"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis."



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:20 am

Is that link safe for kids?

I had to turn off when i found out the monkey has a sausage
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:22 am

Gaznandi wrote:
"These are my khakis."



I take it the lad was Manc then?
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:22 am

Yeah its fine for kids..... thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:24 am

"Monkey smashed his head on the tree...."





Verrrrrrry strange...



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:41 am

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Hey Stranger, howz it going mate? loser




that about somes up how am feeling m8
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:05 am

So thats 1 loss 1 win 1 draw and £195,000 in wages since Keane joined......

Am I right? head scratcher
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:10 am

For the next couple of hours i shall be mainly shouting at me tele.... mischief



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:43 pm

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Free-luxury-break-for-2-holiday-weekend_W0QQitemZ190370741507QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Tickets_Travel_Package_Holidays_CV?hash=item2c52fafd03&rvr_id=

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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:56 pm

Bargain.....

I may bid.... mischief



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:10 pm

Gawd that guy is desperate

And he is expecting them to bid to go with him lmfao

Edit: Two nights in bath..Lovely
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:14 pm

Evening all its sat and its all a bit quiet around the old sites tonight...
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:03 am

Morning..

Just on me first cup of Strong sweet coffee.....i'll be ok in a bit... coffee



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:10 am

happy valentines day....

I am just about to start cleaning the bog
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:13 am

Oh ah, its that day aint it....

I'm all the Valentines present she'd ever want mate..... wink



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:17 am

me too apparently..thats why she asked me to clean the shitter...

in fairness tho...i did have a ruby last night and it went thru me like a porsche...so i think its best i undertake the task...

It looked like the starting grid at brands hatch
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:21 am

Cheers for sharing....

I'll pass on Breakfast... stink



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:22 am

your more than malcolm me old mate...

anyway...moscow....speak later
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:27 am

Enjoy mate....




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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:14 am

OMG!...........that's just gross!

I had a toilet incident of my own the other day, it wasn't of the ruby murry variety though! stop

...............and TW what on earth were you looking for to find that Ebay item? head scratcher



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:33 am

Morning all

Nowt much on today lisa is cooking a slap up meal the works kids are driving me nuts..got her some more box sets for valenties and roses chocks the usial so im in the good books
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:44 am

Morning Rick........that's sweet of you, I haven't even had a peck on the cheek yet, he's on the x-box


Nah, we don't do Valentines day anymore, we might go out for a curry later but we do that anyway!



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:49 am

We are a bit the same with the valentines lark..after nealy 14 years together we give each other gifts a stuff all year round so valentines is just another day to us..I orderd the box sets a while ago they were ment for her bday but thaught what the hell

Edit: Sweet tutch the love heart gif makes me want to sing here goes (Love is in the air) lmao lisa has just looked at me asif im mad
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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:56 am

Awww that's still sweet!...........

Same here, we've done the whole dozen red roses etc, it's great for the younger ones, when you've been together 12 years you know whether you love someone or not! tongue

.........not that I'm dissing the romance though, it's still nice at times funnier



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PostSubject: Re: The Rose and Crown   Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:02 am

Yep its just nice to be settled down know where ya at an were things are goin..holy shit im getting old lol
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