Alien Abduction - Our Story

I'm not sure if I have ever told any of you this but we had a strange experience once.

I'll try to explain something that happened a few years back, I'm being deadly serious and will try to include as much detail as possible, see what you think......

Gaz and I and middle daughter all went to bed as normal, our 2 dogs also went upstairs and slept at the foot of our bed. We were asleep in the front of the house and my daughter in the back room. The following morning my daughter came into our room and woke us up, she was around 13 years old at the time. She woke me by saying that she had some strange blue stuff up her nose, I looked and it appeared to be some pale blue waxy like substance, just around the left nostril. Of course being a rational person I asked her if she had been chewing a Biro the night before and suggested she go and blow her nose thoroughly. She said that she hadn't chewed anything or been anywhere dusty. As I had been woken up I went to the bathroom as usual and looked in the mirror, yes...blue waxy substance left nostril! I went to Gaz and asked him to look, he also had the same blue waxy substance on his left nostril???

As you can image we are all by now wondering WTF? I checked the dogs and nothing. My first thought was carbon Monoxide or dust in the air, I went through a whole range of possibilities but surely if it was something straight forward the dogs would have encountered the same? And why just the left nostril? Everyone knows that you toss and turn during sleep so that didn't make any sense and we were in separate bedrooms with the doors closed. We laughed it off and said we had been probed over night but seriously if that was the case why didn't the dogs bark or at least wake up? We all had a restful night, didn't remember anything strange, not even a dream?

To this day we still have no explanation? Ok we can laugh about it, blue stuff up the nose but by goodness it's freaky!

...............any ideas?

@MrsG

i am reading a book called " Chariots of the Gods." fascinating views on aliens and the reasons they might have been here.

Thats some crazy ass shit right there ... no explanation.

EDIT - I Googled 'alien abduction blue nostril' and the second hit was you asking on a UFO forum Hahaha

hahahahahahahaha..........Oh yeah, I forgot I'd done that

oooh 2005 too Proves I wasn't making it up

2 Possibles for the blue wax are effects of formaldehyde, from mattresses, carpets or MDF etc. Certain drugs also can replicate the same effect.

I think possible the first is the answer, if something containing formaldehyde is not aired properly it can stay stored until something allows it to air and evaporte off, and it can spread over a large enough area. Which seems plausible to your circumstances.

ETA: dogs noses work different form ours so they wouldn't necessarily show the same symptons as you did.

ETA - Edited To Add / ExtraTerrestrial Activity - I see what you did there...

While I can see what you are saying there are slight flaws to the theory, two of us were in one room with the doors closed and the other was in a separate room across the hallway with her door closed, there are no joining access holes from the attic etc? And formaldehyde, should we be technically dead? We don't have carpet in our house, it's all laminate, well apart from the stairs but we didn't have carpet at the time as we couldn't afford it , the mattresses could be considered but it's never happened before or since? I'm trying to think, I don't think we have any MDF anywhere, the wardrobes at the time were old wooden ones (which have since been replaces by Ikea ones (that may be MDF underneath)


ETA - We do have a 4ft piece of artwork on our living room wall down stairs, that's made from MDF It was made either just before or just after the incident? I shall be keeping an eye on it!.....Aliens may have thought it was a talisman............

Mrs-G wrote:

While I can see what you are saying there are slight flaws to the theory, two of us were in one room with the doors closed and the other was in a separate room across the hallway with her door closed, there are no joining access holes from the attic etc? And formaldehyde, should we be technically dead? We don't have carpet in our house, it's all laminate, well apart from the stairs but we didn't have carpet at the time as we couldn't afford it , the mattresses could be considered but it's never happened before or since? I'm trying to think, I don't think we have any MDF anywhere, the wardrobes at the time were old wooden ones (which have since been replaces by Ikea ones (that may be MDF underneath)


ETA - We do have a 4ft piece of artwork on our living room wall down stairs, that's made from MDF It was made either just before or just after the incident? I shall be keeping an eye on it!.....Aliens may have thought it was a talisman............

There isn't enough to do you harm unless you are susceptible to it. Which might have been the slight case with you. Air moves rounds so does the gas. No home is air tight, unless you live in a morgue freezer?

I will run it by the Big brains over yonder, to see what their scientific noggins come up with. If you see white suited people with diving helmets on coming up your street. Ring the aliens to come get you quickly. Means my lads want to do experiments on you.

...............I'm still feeling around for implants already! A few white suited divers are more than welcome to come have a firk!

looks as if you were raped by aliens

What .....up the nostril?

Shocking habit!

haha who knows how the aliens do it.

I'm sure GG will elaborate, she knows these things

I do, and I am not telling you earthlings anything.

you wont even confirm my nose rape theory?

I'm still waiting for her to bring along the investigation team to analyse the situation with there tinfoil hats and white rubber boots!

Drake's equation tries to calculate the chances to have
extra-terrestrial. Among the parameters there is one that tells if a
form of life has come to a level of intelligence similar to ours. If
the weight factor is 1, all possible forms of life will eventually know
intelligence. If it is 0, we are the only "Intelligent" in the universe.

Jean-Baptiste Lamarck who influenced very much Darwin, had an idea that
evolution seeks constantly a higher level of intelligence. Today we
know that this is not true. If the humans were to leave earth, there is
nothing that says that an equal form of intelligence would be born from
e.g. the apes. The best-seller "The Planet of the Apes" is interesting
but not likely to happen.

While people like Stephan Hawking recently said that we shouldn't try
to communicate with extra-terrestrials because they might have bad
intentions, it is my belief that while the chances to meet life on
other planet is there, there is nearly no chances that they have
evolved in something that resemble our intelligence.

Please, ask yourself; How do you know about time and space? From your
biological perception of space through vision and time, through memory?
It may be something entirely different. Here is a quote from the book
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" chapter 23, 1st paragraph.

"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins
because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on -
while all the dolphins had ever done was muck around in the water
having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed
they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same
reason."
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We know from what we read, are taught or told by our peers, what we learn and what we follow by example.

Humankind likes to delude itself that we are ultimately intelligent and nothing else can compare. In truth humankind is more intelligent in some species less so against others.

It is like the argument are we evolving still or de-evolving? Why would alien life be less intelligent than humankind and also why would it be with evil on its mind. Humankind is paranoid and panders to the Warmongers to easily.

If aliens came here all that would occur is some lab would have them on a slab, cold dead and doing a post mortem. I can at least hope they'd be dead before the post autopsy. Knowing how our military works and the paranoia it feeds upon humankind would come across as nothing more than butchers.

Why would any alien species bother with such a barbaric race.