Whats your favourite terrace chant?

Over the years i have heard some beauties. Some sheer quality of parodying a song, to the down right hilarious.

Whats the best you have ever heard


One of my favs was by the Everton fans, sung to our beloved Fernando Torres

Quote :

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c**k, he sells his a*se on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side

Obviously being a devout red (liverpool that is) You'll never walk alone is a good one. But i do like the volume of stoke fans singing delila


Anotehr good one was Liverpool singing to Galatasaray fans "Stand up! If you hate kebabs!, stand-up if you hate Kebabs!"

Not very inventive, but quite funny to witness in person