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underage17
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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 12:23 pm

what's a jehowhatsit witness?
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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 12:25 pm

Mormons?


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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 12:31 pm

who are hormones?
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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 12:46 pm

I have to say, I didn't mind the Jw's too much until they started giving me fliers and asking how I felt about the imminent apocalypse.

Considering that, according to them, only 144000 (faithful) people will enter heaven when the time comes (the others will remain on earth).
I'm not too sure how they expected me to feel.

They were always so cheery before...
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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 12:59 pm

Yup, 144000 go to heaven and join Jesus to govern the world. Everyone else stays here in paradise / heaven on earth.

The "holliest" day in the JW's callender is called "The Memorial" ... well its the closest thing they have to Christams or Easter.
It celebrates (if thats the right word) the last supper and is held on the night of the full moon around easter time, seeing the same full moon that Jesus and his deciples saw is meant to be symbolic or something.

Anyway, what I didn't know was that during The Memorial red wine and bread is passed around (just like any other Christian church) but nobody eats or drinks from it ... apparently by doing that, you are nominating yourself to be a member of the 144000!

Wish I knew that earlier, the bread tasted good but I couldn't handle the dirty looks I got lmao
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I should add that I am NOT a Jehovah's Witness ... just incase you all start blocking my PM's or something LOL
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Excuse my ignorance, but can anyone explain to me how symbolic cannibalism is holy?
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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 1:25 pm

Beats me ...

JASON: I don’t know who Lazarus was, but he sure as hell was not the first vampire. Everybody knows it was Dracula.


LUKE: It’s in the Bible, moron. Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.


JASON: So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. Man, he rose from the dead too, and he told people, “Hey y’all, drink my blood, it’ll give you special powers.”

LUKE: Jesus never said that


GUY: The first vampire was Cain. Being a vampire is the mark
of Cain. It’s God’s punishment for bringing the first evil into the
world by killing his brother.



LUKE: No, the first evil was Eve, for eating the apple. That’s why they call it Eve-il.


JASON: That wasn’t even…that was just skirtin’ the rules. Evil is making the premedicated choice to be a dick.


LUKE: One thing you can count on: God will make sure evil gets punished.

JASON: Yeah? Then explain Europe to me.
So there you have it ... its because Jesus was a Vampire head scratcher
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PostSubject: Re: Do you believe in God?   Do you believe in God? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSun Aug 23, 2009 6:34 am

No don't believe in none of that bollocks!!!

How the hell did Noah fit 2 of every species on a boat he built, there isn't a single continent that can hold 2 of every species on the planet! And where the fuck did he get 2 penguins from in the middle east?
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personally i dont believe in god but dont knock anyone that chooses to
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