The Rose and Crown

Aye, Cockermouth Flood...a porn movie in the making...

Apparently immigrations to blame for the floods too...

The weather came from Africa...

Someone tell Griffin..!

I knew they had somethin' to do with it, just knew it!

Bee wrote:

Well yeah, if your watching with the girlfriend ... go for the horror.

Dragons Den Children in Need is on.

Any news on the baby situation Gaz?

Edit - Ffs, cant believe i'm watching this shite on a friday night ... and with no excuse to be at home too

Nothing yet Bee.........waters went yesterday morning, not a labour pain in site, got to go for monitoring this afternoon then inducing her tomorrow if still nothing.

Right, he's definitely avin one of those hats............

oh well am happy got my m8s GF to get the all in one remote to work on
my tv so can play My PS3 but of a bumber that I bought a divx player
though.

well trime for some beer and music lol

STILL NO BLOOMIN BABY!

Still no pains, nothing........but guess what, you'll never believe it, I've had em all day long!!!!! back and front, I'm taking 2 co-codamols in the morning I tell ya!!!!


....and TW I want that baby!

youl be next up the duff MT never to late lol

feck that for a game of soldiers!!!!!

I saw a woman up the MAU today screaming her head off, I don't think so sonny Jim!

She's gone in, theyve started her off, she's on some sort of drip make the contractions stronger and theyve give it anything up to 9 hours...

UPDATE:

She's in full labour, contractions are every 3-4 minutes, its all going smoothly and i may be a Grandad twice over by tea timish......

Great news Gaz...can you hear the screams from home?

Nah, i've got the tele turned up...

Everythings slowed down, only 4cm dilated, could be quite a while yet.....

well it will happen sound m8 more presents for u to buy at christmas lol

Looks like its after 10pm at the earliest...........bloody boy is as ockered as his mum..!

The-Wall wrote:

stranger wrote:

well it will happen sound m8 more presents for u to buy at christmas lol

What was the score today Stranger, I was out and missed it.

very fecking funny

well after x factor going online to play resident evil 5 on the PS3 cant bloody wait

hey everyone
hows things?

today, i've had bad luck with doors and music

was walking by the library and someone opens the door and slams it in my face
the bus driver closes the door as soon as i get there, so i ended up missing my bus


and
then, there was a practice lock down in my school, so i'm just sitting
there, listening to my music on my PSP, everythings all quiet and
suddenly, my PSP falls out of my pocket, the headphones cord comes off
and its playing Eminem's One Shot Two Shot and its at the part with
just gun shot sounds and everyone in the class freaks out and all the
teachers run into my classroom

Just to let you know that these two new smilies have been added.....

PM me the link to the smiles TW do they work on msn I remember a good few months back u gave me some good yins.

been on the PS3 non stop playing resident evil 5 think Im near the end.

@ bee did u ever get resi could play online

cheers TW

A local MP is visiting a nursing home. He asks a 93 year old lady ,

"Have you been bed ridden since you've been here?"


To which she replies "Well, a couple of times, but i prefer being fucked up the arse on the sofa"



Boom boom

hey all been busy joining all different torrent sites think I have joined 5 of them now some private ones just so I don't miss out on anything.

I wouldn't worry to much about it mate, you only need 2 or 3 good private sites and you wont miss anything.

For me:

TorrentLeech
Waffles
TheBox
IPT

Never need to go ANYWHERE else

Plus, being a member at to many will fuck your ratios up, keep it neat and tidy so you are only seeding at a few sites and you'll be laughing.



Simplez