Dancing on Ice 2010.

Starts on ITV in January...



Emily Atack


Sharon Davies


Bobby Davro


Mikey Graham


Dr Hilary Jones


Gary Lucy


Heather Mills


Tania Ramsey


Kieron Richardson


Jeremy Sheffield


Sinitta


Hayley Tammadon


Daniella Westbrook


Danny Young

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.........Not Daniella Westbrook......I can't watch now

This has started, yes..?

Has the trouts leg fell off on the ice yet..?

I truely fucking well hate, detest and abhor this load of cock.....it pollutes my tv...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes it has started; and no the trouts leg has not fallen off.

As for this program at least I know what to look for and can and do disregard barbed comments based on bias and vinegar. I know this as my mum's was a natural on the ice and won medals for it. It rubbed off me all her comments she made over the years form watching the shows. Her only regret was moving so far from a rink for me to continue with. Mine to, I love the ice. Me now, I can do a nice bolero on my bottom or flat on my face. Our street can host my personal one girl splat show.

Back to the show. Yay I'm happy its back on. 'im indoors isn't so as he gets to hear a running commentary via me on the moves they do. Tough!

The trout may be a gold-digger and a fruit bat; but in this case she is making a sport that it is not assessable for the disable, assessable. Ice skating with all your limbs intact is not easy and ice dancing even less so. So on this front I hope she opens this sport up for the disabled. She has my support on that front.

Danielle was very good for a first show. Tana I felt for she was frozen up with nerves.

Sinitta I expected more so was no surprised she was voted off.

Jason right on cue, hit the sporty lovely of Sharon Davies, He really does have an issue with l sports women and tall women to boot.Sharon I felt, although nervous wasn't as bad as Jason said. I do hate the prejudice against tall women on the ice. Yes petite is lovely coupled up to a larger male but it is what they can do that is the entertainment. I hope Sharon gets to show that.

Emily, nerves but still she was very wooden. Did nothing for me. I do hope she is not goring to end up as a dressed up dolly with little talent. She should have be in the skate off.

Hayley, made me grimace. Little too much over use of excitement. However there is talent underneath that overdose of happy times.

I can't wait for Bobby to have a go. Bless him he is stiff with nerves but I hope he can pull it off.

Dr Hilary, stiff again but there's something there already.

Gary - hmm votes out on him. He's either a showoff and no substance, or he's got something.

Jeremy with a torn hamstring, OUCH! I hope he can manage to survive next weeks show. not a great injury to skate with.

Danny, not sure of.

Mikey, looks good for a laugh at least and he has shown he's got some flex on the ice.


Emma as a judge, well good on 'icy' spice. She certainly is worth her salt in the judging panel. Her views very much on the spot and not ass-kissing the others like a certain singer on another dancing program I could name.

Jason well all I could say is bring in the gimp mask he certainly dressed for it.

Good to see some meat back on Jayne Torville's bones at last. Looked like Chris Dean's words sunk in. We can hope.

Gaznandi wrote:

I truely fucking well hate, detest and abhor this load of cock.....it pollutes my tv...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When :417:football's removed off TV,then I'll remove my iceskating show. Until then, go take your moan to a darkened soundproof room .

I've missed half of this as well tonight........who's gone?

Did anyone fall over?

Some bloody use you are then

Mrs-G wrote:

I've missed half of this as well tonight........who's gone?

Did anyone fall over?

Bobby Davro's gone. I think it was a fix , as he was up against Gary. Gary who can skate.

I think it should have been Bobbby and Dr Hilary up agasint each other.

On a personal note, Dr Hilary was too painful to watch as was Jeremy. At least Bobby was entertaining.

Nobody really skated that good tbh. All looked liek they had taken viagra instead of chill pills. Certainly the stiffness was evident and not in the trouser snake area. Gaz!

Gris Gris wrote:

Certainly the stiffness was evident and not in the trouser snake area. Gaz!

Hang on a sec whilst i scritch me third leg..^^

Gaz, I said it wasn't stiff there. Go lay another track for your mind to run down.


This week in brief.

Would have thought the nerves would be settling but, not so.

Felt sorry for Jeremy getting booted out but as a dancer he should have been more graceful.

The rest, well Dr Hilary's hanging in there. Its torture watching him. Danielle has a nasty rib injury but credit due she got on with it. Performance was not as good as the first show.

Bloody 'ell Jason said nice things... Kinda threw me for the rest of the show.

Basically this week they all sucked, it was a good week to miss it. Except for me as I'm a glutton for punishment where ice dancing is concerned.

Well, as your a glutton for punishment....

Gaznandi wrote:

Gris Gris wrote:

Certainly the stiffness was evident and not in the trouser snake area. Gaz!

Hang on a sec whilst i scritch me third leg..^^

Reminds me when I worked in the petrol station. How many men blushed when I calmly but evilly asked, what size condom does sir require? Small - most men, medium - some brave souls or large - damn all out liars- proof is required.

Never did sell any large for some reason.

Gaznandi wrote:

Well, as your a glutton for punishment....

Bless, your posting a picture of you dancing, so which one is you then?

Large condoms duck, i use em all the time........cracking water bombs they are.........

Gris Gris wrote:

Gaznandi wrote:

Well, as your a glutton for punishment....

Bless, your posting a picture of you dancing, so which one is you then?

I'd be the fucker at the far end with the baseball bat.....

Gaznandi wrote:

Gris Gris wrote:

Gaznandi wrote:

Well, as your a glutton for punishment....

Bless, your posting a picture of you dancing, so which one is you then?

I'd be the fucker at the far end with the baseball bat.....

So I see, very fetching you look too, the bells and braids really suit you. I don't know many men who can carry that look off, but you do to a T.

You ought see me in a tutu......

Gaznandi wrote:

You ought see me in a tutu......

Nobody deserves to see or think of that image. You should not wear a thing while wearing a tutu that is so last season.

I dont wear a thing underneath it, i have to use copious amounts of talc cuz of the chaffing.....