The Rose and Crown

Gaznandi wrote:

I'm on the fuckin change..!

I'm sweating like a rapist..!

I'm sweating like a gay man at a Barrymore pool party..!

I'm sweating like a black man at a Klan barbeque...!


Anyone i managed not offend.....?

hang on a minute.... Nope still not offended..but becareful of offending me I have: itchy witchywand finger syndrome .

@HB Cool, I can use your experitise to sex up my hexes and plagues then.

What field are you hoping to be employed in?

Got some good news.Moogs out of the danger zone(again) her potassiums now down to 5.6 in the normal range. Looks like the increase in meds has at last kicked in. Another blood test for her next week and hopefully it will remain the same or be down a bit lower.

lol,
i'm hoping to be employed in the medicine field, possibly as a pharmacist, but i'm more interested in research field, so will try to get my masters if i become a pharmacist

so, my friend just forwarded this email to me, it reads:

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

@ HB the email LOL

@HB, got to love the old scooby email. Oddly enough I have worked with some character just like that.

so, I got to the dorm tonight and my dorm door has a blackboard/slate kind of thing for each one of us and on my slate it said

"I have _ (this part was smudgy couldnt read it) underwear, I'm sorry"

and it looked like it was written by a girl
So, i talked to my roommates about it and they have no clue who wrote it, and then we started discussing what that smudged out part could be, so what do you guys think might have been written there?

saggy baggy, is my choice. Lockable is another .

Hey Hey

Just floating past hope ya all well

all ok here rick hows things

Quiet aint it folks...?

I do apologise for that, i'm not posting anywhere else, i'm just not posting at all, anywhere....

I'll try my damnedest be more net active, after all how can i expect anyone else to bother unless i lead by example..

Hows it hanging..?

Been a busy Summer/Autumn for us family wise as ever, Scottish friends are down tomorrow which is always a hugely pleasurable experience..

I'm immersed in various 360 games which has made me VERY lax hereabouts, soz..

But on the other hand, if no-one reads this, sod yer.....

As i'm on me own ....


Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?


You can't marmalade your dick up a girls arse...

well got Fifa 11 today bloody great

Fifa 11 sounds good and lmao gaz m8 it seems to be quiet all around the shit web these days

Gaznandi wrote:

Quiet aint it folks...?

I do apologise for that, i'm not posting anywhere else, i'm just not posting at all, anywhere....

I'll try my damnedest be more net active, after all how can i expect anyone else to bother unless i lead by example..

Hows it hanging..?

Been a busy Summer/Autumn for us family wise as ever, Scottish friends are down tomorrow which is always a hugely pleasurable experience..

I'm immersed in various 360 games which has made me VERY lax hereabouts, soz..

But on the other hand, if no-one reads this, sod yer.....

Exactly.

I'm back off my hols so I expect more posting. This witchy has her va va varoom broom back.


Excellent hols, 2 bad days of very wet n windy weather. Went through Stoke are, the area so hundog miserable. Full of druggies its so damned depressing. Smacked the boat about a bit up heartbreak hill. No choice, but playing ping pong with the locks due to the weir water being in the violent surge stage. Now home and the land is still rocking getly to the tune of the boat.

I just farted while looking at this thread

Good job I have air freshner to hand then.

Gris Gris wrote:

Good job I have air freshner to hand then.

Looking at the time that has passed since my post compared to yours, if it still stinks enough to need air freshner after that length of time then i think my sphincter has bloody well died

It died TK. I did a nice memorial piece for it.

Bless you my child

Are you my mommy?

Stranger things have happened

Wicked, I have a stormtrooper in kinky underwear for a mommy. Is Luke my father?

Just watching them miners in Chile being rescued...

Have to say, no matter how long i'd been down there i'm not sure they'd have persuaded me to get in that cage to be winched up...

Its tighter than a Smarties tube...

Gaznandi wrote:

Just watching them miners in Chile being rescued...

Have to say, no matter how long i'd been down there i'm not sure they'd have persuaded me to get in that cage to be winched up...

Its tighter than a Smarties tube...

I agree that is a tight fit, doesn't look like they can move about much so what happens if it got stuck?

I'm fuckin gagging for a chip butty....medium sliced Roberts bread, thick spread Flora, homecut chips (detest oven or frozen) and lashings of salt and vinegar...

I'm a cheap date me...