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Lifer
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abitofchange23
Posts : 496
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:14 pm | |
| - pushmepullu wrote:
- A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his
testicles -- something she seemed to really enjoy doing.
He asked her "How come you seem to love doing that so much"
Because, she replied, "I miss mine." NASTY!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! | |
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Mrs-G
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Posts : 3052
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 53
Location : Stoke On Trent
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:21 pm | |
| You wanna know where he's getting them all from try here......http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page | |
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abitofchange23
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:48 pm | |
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Mrs-G
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:50 pm | |
| wear protective clothing ......they are sick!  | |
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abitofchange23
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| Yea your right!!!!!!!! Some of them are!!!!!!! | |
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stranger
Lifer
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Age : 39
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:55 pm | |
| good link some nice and sick jokes only gaz could come across that site lol | |
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Gaznandi
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Location : Wet Beaver Creek
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:48 pm | |
| Man, am i so fukin bored! | |
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Gaznandi
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Location : Wet Beaver Creek
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:51 pm | |
| Tomorrow i become TV Repair man...
Plasma is coming off the wall and i'm delving into the workings at the back..!
If all else fails i drop the piece of shit and claim on the neighbours house insurance... | |
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abitofchange23
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:52 pm | |
| yep! same here!!!!!!!(to being bored) | |
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Mrs-G
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:08 pm | |
| Oh Lord help me!................I see tomorrow being a fun day!  | |
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abitofchange23
Posts : 496
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| Just stay in bed till its all over MT!!! | |
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Mrs-G
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:26 pm | |
| it's started already!!!!! he's had enough of sitting there staring at it he's pulling all the wires out!!!!! | |
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Mrs-G
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:27 pm | |
| and he says the hammer is too close for comfort!!!!!!  | |
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abitofchange23
Posts : 496
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:53 am | |
| ^^^^^^ is he still at it?!!!!!!!!!  | |
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Gaznandi
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Location : Wet Beaver Creek
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:30 am | |
| Nah, its been officially condemned mate....gutted! Had to order a new one....42" LCD.....  Niiiiiiiice. | |
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abitofchange23
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:34 am | |
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Gaznandi
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| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:44 am | |
| Yeah, they're lovely....also start at around £1300............  | |
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Gaznandi
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Posts : 6723
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 58
Location : Wet Beaver Creek
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:43 am | |
| Its actually nice to discover we have good friends and neighbours... Our friend/neighbour up the street has allowed us order the TV from her catalogue and in the meantime our adjoining neighbour has borrowed us her 26" TV to be goin on with.. Community is alive and well.......... Makes ya proud be British ........  | |
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stranger
Lifer
Posts : 2219
Join date : 2009-08-14
Age : 39
Location : SCOTLAND
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:21 am | |
| hoiws it going all, tghe weather looks good today was a nice day yestarday as well any one got plans today. | |
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Mrs-G
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Posts : 3052
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Location : Stoke On Trent
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:28 am | |
| Hiya Stranger, I plan to do naff all all day..........well, I have a baby blanket to finish and some curtains and cot bedding to make but that's at my leisure. Got the grandson over later today so I'm sure he'll keep me entertained, especially when he's making me watch all the Scooby-Doo and Ben10 dvd's. What are you up to?  | |
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stranger
Lifer
Posts : 2219
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Age : 39
Location : SCOTLAND
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:48 am | |
| ah cartoons only so much of them I can take then I escape to the computer lol
well my mum is going to take my son for me and I have to collect him tomorrow so I will just realy be chilling out today. might have a few beer as well shall see what happens. | |
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Lifer
Posts : 2219
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Age : 39
Location : SCOTLAND
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:31 am | |
| morning troops well I must have had a good night last ight went to my dads for a few beer then to the pup. for a couple games of pool then back to my dads cant remember getting home my dad told me I got a taxit then I wake up at 3am with a can of fosters all over me. thought I had pissed my self  | |
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Gaznandi
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Posts : 6723
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 58
Location : Wet Beaver Creek
| | Subject: Re: The Rose and Crown Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:14 am | |
| Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's
surprise birthday party.
That's when I realised he was the favourite
twin
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Jimmy and his dad are in the supermarket, when Jimmy spots boxes of
Condoms.
He says to his Dad, 'Daddy, what are they for?', pointing
towards the box of three.
Hid dad thinks for a moment, and replies,
'They are for older children, son, when they want to have fun. There's
one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday'.
'Oh', Jimmy replies. 'So what are the boxes of 6 for?'
His dad thinks, then says 'They are for when you go to University, and
want a bit more fun. There's 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for
Sunday'.
'Oh.', Jimmy replies. 'So what are the boxes of 12 for?'
His dad thinks, then replies 'They are for when you are married. There's one for January, One for Feburary.....' | |
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stranger
Lifer
Posts : 2219
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Age : 39
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