The Rose and Crown

My nan's got Parkinson's but we always try and include her in family activities.

Just this afternoon we were all playing Monopoly and she really comes in handy with the dice.

^^^^LOL!!!!!!^^^^^^

morning troops well the son is back at school today and I have got a really busy week ahead of me as well, court etc.

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas.
At
the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to
their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a
certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.
His
depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears
cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...OOH! all night long.

In the morning, the
second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".

The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection".

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"

come on troops its been pretty quiet on here recently

morning peeps hows things kid is at school house work i s dome just need to go down the town soon and buy th GF birtday present in

Something nice stranger ?

yeah MT I havebeen saving my pennys and I got hera silver vracelet andwent down the town. tpday and got her perfume and a divix dvd player just hipe it plays data discs saves me converting all her films tv shows etc lol.

Good lad.........that'll keep the young lady sweet for a while mate.

yeah it certainly will m8, she even bought me 2 playstation 2 games the other day think I really have found love this time round as cheesy a sit sounds I dont care.

stranger wrote:

got her a divix dvd player

stranger wrote:

she even bought me 2 playstation 2 games the other day

And they say romance is dead

lol m8 as long as u keep them sweet bee then all is ok lol

lucky lady.........hope she has a lovely day!

yeah were goimng for a meal, then the plans were to go to glasgow but her friends just want to make it a ladys night dosent bother me but she told me she wants me to be there. I said dont be silly your only 21 once do what u want

Ah she's 21 too.........our middle daughter is 21 in 3 weeks time.

small world lol are u throwing a part or anything for your daughter

if u are I want a invite Im well behaved TW will tell u

stranger wrote:

I want a invite Im well behaved

Snap!

Well about the wanting the invite part anyway

lol cpould just imagine it... bee what games you playing online for the ps3 I have got killzone2 havent had a shot online yet and I have got damnation

I haven't played for a while mate, I had Killzone but traded it in before i had chance to play online ... just waiting for Modern Warfare 2, its gonna be class!

Resident Evil was good though

still havent got my hands on resi yet Im enjoying killzone 2 though, bloody hard though lol.

Yeah, thats why i gave up and traded it in

lol yeah I wont give up on it though was temted to smash it up the other night but patiens, god I might put it on soon and have a go at it.

ended up playing killzone 2 last night really enjoying it will get some more practice before I start palying people online though. morning all any one got plans today shopping for me lol.

stranger wrote:

small world lol are u throwing a part or anything for your daughter

if u are I want a invite Im well behaved TW will tell u

Bee wrote:

stranger wrote:

I want a invite Im well behaved

Snap!

Well about the wanting the invite part anyway

No, no party.... she will be 38 weeks preggers by then so she can't go for a giggle and a wiggle. We are going out for a meal, I think she has a night out planned for after Riley comes.......our first babysitting duty!

Thank God they found the balloon boy,

I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.