The Rose and Crown

last to post last night first to post the smorning mmm well have been up from 6am dont like when the clock goes back an hour doesent do me any favours lol.

come on troops get posting well the kid has got his school halloween disco laters dressing him up as a devil.

a just noticed that I have 3 stars nxt to my avatar how does it work out

The stars are mostly associated with member ranks.....as I am Admin I have 5, the mods have 4....I think I gave the stooges 3......

If you are an ordinary member they go off post counts but don't ask me what's what cus I can't remember!

oh well makes it look like Im important or something lol were have yous all been hiding. Ive being doing over time on here hope my check comes today lol

I'll tell you right now matey.............

You are a very valued member


......and in recognition of that fact I am trying to come up with a reward for you, I just need to think of a good one!

lol thats what Im talking about

I see I'm not....I've only got one star

Im sure I seen u with more stars a bit a go julz

morning troops

Morning all..............well just about

hows things MT

Slow to middling today Stranger.................bored, think I'm gonna go play on my DS.

How about you?

bored my self the kid has to go to his mums for a couple hours tonight so shall see how that goes. was going to play some PS3 but no time will be going to get the kid from school soon then get him ready for his cow of a mum.

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were
all philosophizing on what the fastest thing in the world was.

Seymour said ''i tink de fasses ting is a thought cos before you tink it, it already thought''.

Winston said ''nah man, the fasses ting in da world is a blink cos before u tink to blink u dun blink already''.

Delroy said '' nah man, da fasses ting is helectricity, becas when u turn on de lite it travels fass and de lite comes on''.

Leroy says ''nah man, de fasses ting is diarrhoea''. ''diarrhoea!''
they all say. ''yes cos las nite before i could tink, blink or switch
da lite on i shat meself''

hows it going troops crap day weather is dreadfull, need to go out and get soaked in it to pick the kid up from school the joys. lol

Trick or Treat!

Aaaawwww! So cute! Is that your Megan Bee?

She looks like our Charl when she was little

Yeah thats Meg, she's just gone to her dancing class dressed up. Katy is dressed as a black cat but she fell in the park the other day and bust all her nose up so i didn't put a pick of her up lol. Poor kid looks a right mess.

Going to do the pumpkins when they get back then their mum is taking them trick or treating while i watch the footy.

Will post a pick of my masterpiece pumpkin later haha

Oh that's so sweet!, poor Katy!.........and it usually happens just as they are about to get their school photo too?

Our Blake is a pirate skeleton this year with the skeleton parrot on the shoulder, I've got the front window to decorate yet with spiders and cobwebs etc, forgot to get the pumpkin so it might be another turnip again this year..... can't get a photo of anything though, the lesbian has borrowed the camera to take to a Pink concert tonight.

Already got all the sweeties in for the kids.......in my special Halloween bowl, I don't mind it's only once a year.

Nice one, a pirate. Thats what I'd be if I were a kid again lol
Good time for the kids aint it?

We've had a bunch turn up a few days ago, not even dressed up and asking for cash. Cheeky shits.

have got the son dressed up as a devil took him down to my mums and he is going to a little party thing down there. so I have the night off so 12 cans of beer on the first just now and pizza is on its way.

hey all

My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle.
Unfortunately Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.

Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.


He's now known as Simon and half uncle.





Boom boom, the old ones are the best eh........

............wish there was a "look of disgust" smilie on this forum.

Note to self Find one!!!!