Random Confessions SH**

Hello and welcome to the random shit thread. Be as random as you want.

I had a dream that I was flying in a bathtub last night.

I've just farted and i'm pretty sure i have left a small skid mark on my undies.....

...............gross!


We already have a random thread "The rose and Crown".....

but I think this can be renamed the ..."Random Confessions" thread....

I've got constipation

I like to dress up as janet street-porter at the weekends

TK Trooper wrote:

I like to dress up as janet street-porter at the weekends

I could actually believe that LOL

stranger wrote:

TK Trooper wrote:

I like to dress up as janet street-porter at the weekends

I could actually believe that LOL

I kinda want to see.

I confess I used to read my parents porn mags they had hid under their bed.

Gris Gris wrote:

I confess I used to read my parents porn mags they had hid under their bed.

Dirty Begger

[/quote]I kinda want to see.

I confess I used to read my parents porn mags they had hid under their bed.[/quote]

I confess that for some reason i find that kinda more horny than any of our xxx section...

ah to fuck with it here goes.

when I was aout 14 years old me and some friends went for a swim in a lake and I farted well I thought it was but I pooped my pants

Gaznandi wrote:

I kinda want to see.

I confess that for some reason i find that kinda more horny than any of our xxx section...

I so don't want to ever see in your mind.

Gris Gris wrote:

Gaznandi wrote:

I kinda want to see.

I confess that for some reason i find that kinda more horny than any of our xxx section...

I so don't want to ever see in your mind.

Well when I was, so very long ago,as a teen the first time I bj'd my bf. I got lockjaw and clamped my teeth onto it. It was an hour before my jaw relaxed enough to let go.

Funnily enough he never asked for one again, no idea why.

I can guarantee you did it on bloody purpose....

I once masturbated and shot it right in the eye...

Stings i tell ya.....

Gaznandi wrote:

I can guarantee you did it on bloody purpose....

Do you still have my teeth marks on it now. I thought they may have faded away by now.

I jizzed my pants in math class today.

I never saw a sexy fraction but each to his own.......

CJThomasBOYYY wrote:

I jizzed my pants in math class today.

That's fucked up. I hope you are lying.

What the hell could make you jizz your pants in a maths class

thegreatest wrote:

CJThomasBOYYY wrote:

I jizzed my pants in math class today.

That's fucked up. I hope you are lying.

TK Trooper wrote:

What the hell could make you jizz your pants in a maths class

My confession is that whilst reading this thread i just jizzed my pants

My confession is that after my first illicit night of passion with Gaz I couldn't find my contact lens, I found it 2 days later...........all shrivelled up and dry stuck to my tit!

Mrs-G wrote:

My confession is that after my first illicit night of passion with Gaz I couldn't find my contact lens, I found it 2 days later...........all shrivelled up and dry stuck to my tit!

This might be even worse then jizzing in math class.

Come on "fess up" TG.............what skeletons do you have in your closet?