Random Confessions SH**

One time in 8th grade my shorts fell off in a basketball game when I jumped for a rebound.
Not really embarrassing but very funny.

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See not too bad was it?........easing yourself in slowly for the biggie

Umm lets see....

I got a speeding ticket within a month and a half of getting by drivers license.

Yes I am that dumb

I once had a gerbil that I loved dearly, I was so proud of it I took a polaroid photo of it to show my friends, the flash gave it a heart attack and it died

Hmm looks like we are all a little slow

Mrs-G wrote:

I once had a gerbil that I loved dearly, I was so proud of it I took a polaroid photo of it to show my friends, the flash gave it a heart attack and it died

HA HA HA Sorry but that is fucking hilarious.

OMG I can feel a Cilla Black moment coming on........





Alright Mrs G love, your dear aunty Cilla heard about your distressing story and was sad to hear you lost your dear pet Gerbil......

You thought you were here tonight to contribute to this here wonderful forum chuck!!!! But guess what ????





Ladies and Gentlemen and Mrs G.........

You haven't seen you beloved pet Gerbil in years. But yes, just for you we managed to track it down.
So tonight without further a do, still looking no different from the last time you saw it as that camera flash bounced of it's little shocked face........

Mrs G i give you ........


........(insert pets actual name here then scroll down)




























I can feel a lorra lorra love chuck!

TK thats uncalled for dude.

thegreatest wrote:

TK thats uncalled for dude.

Then you obviously don't get Brit/scouse/psych nurse humour

My confession is that I accidentally killed my sons 2 gold fish a couple weeks ago by changing them in to clean water think it was a bit to hot for them.

...........Tk, you're just naughty, where did you find that picture?

Confession part 2

Ever since the above event I have always been called "Sam" by my mum and dad, that was the name of the gerbil!


poor fish's, Goldfish are cold water animals, maybe you got confused with the tropical fish?

Mrs-G wrote:

...........Tk, you're just naughty, where did you find that picture?

Glad you liked it, and took it as just a laugh. I typed "hamster, camera flash" into google and it was one of the images that came up.

TK I was joking. And maybe looking for brownie points. wink wink

Gaznandi wrote:

I never saw a sexy fraction but each to his own.......

Cute girl. Fractions =

mmmmmmmmm which confession shall i choose to share with you lol

my first lesbian experience was when i was 14 .... my best mate was in bed with me and we decided to explore lol

jolozkaz wrote:

mmmmmmmmm which confession shall i choose to share with you lol

my first lesbian experience was when i was 14 .... my best mate was in bed with me and we decided to explore lol

You just had to add the number 14 didn't you, just to make it wrong for us fella's to get excited about it .

Bloody selfish if you ask me!

TK Trooper wrote:

Bloody selfish if you ask me!

She's like that mate, its inbuilt into the lesbian mainframe...

I fear i'll get a slap for that...

I'll settle for a PM to my inbox then, maybe...just maybe i can forgive such an act

Oh god I have to be so careful what I confess to, my mother is a member on here!!!!!


I once dreamt I was eating and apple and bit my daughter in the head as she was sleeping next to me.

Mrs-G wrote:

I once dreamt I was eating and apple and bit my daughter in the head as she was sleeping next to me.

Lucky escape for Gaz there i think, could have been so much worse




Could have been worse, for a minute when you started off with "I once dreamt...", i started to picture the scene from Shameless last night

i'd have been quite concerned if his whatsit had been up by my head while I was sleeping!!!

Mrs-G wrote:

i'd have been quite concerned if his whatsit had been up by my head while I was sleeping!!!

You mean it looks like this HA HA

Mmmmmmm looks like a cheesy one to me

you did say wotsit

Dear father forgive me for I have sinned.............

I hid the fact that I was pregnant at the age of 17 from my mum until I was 6 and a half months pregnant, good job I told her then as I went into labour and had my daughter just 4 weeks later!