1. Josie - Screaming 25 year old twat of a female blonde sales assistant
2. Steve - Heavily tattooed ex forces, blown up in Northern Ireland, no legs, aged 40, want him to win...
3. Ben - Posh twat in a blazer and jeans, want him to die..
4. Rachael - Beyonce lookalike, 23, hair stylist, meh....
5. Nathan - 26, joiner, looks like a thunderbird puppet..
6. Dave - 39, pretend Monk, blithering fuckin idiot..
7. Caiimoh - 20 something, crazy name, pretentious bitch..
8. Govan - 21, Voluntary worker, head to small for his body..
9. Shabby - 24, film maker, hippy, lesbian, squatter, fukin orrible, needs a kick up the fanny, yuk!
10. Ife - 25, black female, dancer, given away to a white family at birth, which tells it all really...
11. John - Blonde, 24, Aussie, yawn...
12. Sunshine - Female, 24, Spoiled, vile, Paris Hilton failure.....
13. Corin, 29, female, Katie Price failure but infinitely fukin stupider (and i dont say that lightly)
14. Mario - Smiley, bouncy, greasy haired, horrible jacket, horrible creature...(the mole btw for any who care)
And there's your housemates for the last series....its been a blast, which strangely is exactly what i want from the house....