Celebrity Big Brother 2010.

Starts on Sunday January 3rd......

Names being bandied about include:

Pamela Anderson

MC Hammer

Russell Grant

Alex Reid

Lady Sovereign

Ekaterina Ivanova

Nicola T

Brooke Kinsella

Paul Danan

Stephanie Beecham

Kym Marsh

Lauren Harries

Vinnie Jones



All subject to huge huge change though...

Lindsey Lohan


Courtney Love

Dane Bowers


Heidi Fleiss


Russel Grant and Kym Marsh have already turned it down according to the lastest goss, we'll see..........

looks a wicked pad might watch it this time round

Lauren Harris?

Is that the tranny from the Antiques Roadshow?

yes mate...

Vinnie Jones has it in the bag



And how much of a little turd is that Lady 'Sov' Soverign??

Stephanie Beacham or Nicola T too be the first evicted......?

So what do we reckon?

That Stephanie is a eh?

I'd be far more scared of her than that cack ex footballer and jordans tranny......

Yeah, its a classic 'Do you know who I am?'

She won't hack it ... will be taking the walk after a few days.

I hope she stays mate, she'll cause feckin havoc........

Is it just me or did that Heidi look high as a kite as she went in the house?

The pimp was smacked off her tits

She remembered Baldwin straight away though didnt she...musta been his pre Cliff Richard days........

Davina: 'So, will you be spilling any names from your black book while in the house'

Heidi: 'It's not my style'

Two minutes later, inside the house ...

Heidi (to Baldwin): 'Oh, I've seen YOU before'

Baldwin: It's been a long time.


Doh!


Fuckin' priceless!

Anything else happened besides the tranny decapitating the Snowman with a roundhouse kick and the Ruskie doing lady farts..?

And what about Basshunters boast of wanking ( and cumming ) 24 times in one day...

Think of the friction burns....

I'm liking Basshunter, Heidi, Sisco and Stephanie at the moment, some are quite candid with their words which is quite rare for a celeb.......ok Stephinie isn't but she makes me laugh!. Steven is doing my pip in! I'm not sure on Katia either, will she be the first to throw a strop? Alex Reid probably made a good career move, he's coming across much better, so long as Jordan doesn't come walking through the door that is.........I'm still team Andre. Nicola T seems nice, absolutely nothing between the ears but sweet enough. Sov is slowly gathering momentum, how long before they find out she's a lesbian? Vinnie and Dane haven't done much yet although surprisingly Vinnie is good in the kitchen with the dish cloth............

Over all not the best Celeb big brother but by no means the worst yet.

Heidi is a diamond ... can't wait to see her an Baldwin get stuck into each other.

Nothing worse than a militant Christian ... well yeah probably, a militant Christian who doesn't know what he is talking about LOL

What a 'dork' Hahaha

Mankini's......wrong,wrong and wrong again........

Only watch for our Vinnie. Ain't so tuff is our lad.

Basshunters quite a dish but I hate his song now after he offended the tree.

Who the heck is Sov and as for cisco, priceless moment whenhe said he is only tall whenhe stands on his wallet.

Stephen, know about him and his devoutness. One of the loopy side of the Baldwins.

Nicola, its embarassing to us females she is so thick. How on earth does she live from day to day?

Stephanie shes a right hoot.

Dane n Mr (ex) Jordan, only in it as they were supoosed to have had a good spat and they handit. What a laff. Chuck in some handbags and set them off bitch slapping each other.

That other farty thing, no wonder ronnie dietched her. She shot her brains out of her ass.

^^^

And that would be Celeb Big Bro 2010 in a nutshell

I-Wanna-Trump talking about communism to the Russian Trumper, surreal.......

Gaznandi wrote:

I-Wanna-Trump talking about communism to the Russian Trumper, surreal.......

I don't know if she one clever lady, playing it dumb or is so full of her self importance she can't see the ruskies from the voddies.

Made me laff, Sov's got a challenge to make Ivana fart.

BASSHUNTER. What is wrong with him, gay! Making out with fartyass. Made me want to shove a bass right up his ass. Is he that hard up or is his hands hurting?

Best moment for me was when Sisko did his magic act and Sov vanished and Ivana appeared. Even 'im indoors was falling around laffing. then he was laffing at the entire show they put on. Dane as Kylie, priceless.

Another priceless moment, Stephen informing Basshunter and bedmate there was a camera pointing at them. Made me spit my tea over the floor. Felt sorry for him when he got anxious about Ivana might go bed walking in her sleep and him a married man wanted to be moved away. Bless him. There is a man who has a wicked sense of humour or is missing a few brain cells.

Well that went well for Jonas! How embarrassing? Katia doesn't waste much time....
The look on his face was priceless, it most certainly was school playground stuff.

How evil was Steven? The man is now officially giving me the creeps, poor Nicola was too gullible, believing him when he said that BB was playing with her head?

Was it just me or was it just not funny when Alex and Jonas did a naked turn around the garden? ....mind you at least they were trying to do something to liven up the place.

Heidi.......Mmmmm strange creature she is, gone from hero to zero in my eyes now, what a mess she looks, looking worse than our local smack head......and boy is she lazy.