Santa's List Hacked

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The-Wall.
This year you have been
simply ace,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a runny shit in a cup.

God.
This year you have been
bringing joy to the world,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
the gift of sodomy.

Devil.
This year you have been
a little to smug for my liking,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a night with an ugly ginger person


Jesus.
This year you have been
a try-hard dufus,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
piss all, you fuck stick

Ohh err God, Devil n Jesus are in the bad books too.


Mine I got this..
This year you have been
an utter pikey,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a pair of massive tits.

Again...... Best be buying a couple of mountain ranges to wear then.


Hilarious site TW. And are you sure that's your pressie and not this one...

The-wall.
This year you have been
helpful around the house,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a spit roasting by Jedward.

Gaznandi.
This year you have been
a bit of a nob,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
work experience at McDonalds.

Gris Gris wrote:

God.
This year you have been
bringing joy to the world,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
the gift of sodomy.

Devil.
This year you have been
a little to smug for my liking,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a night with an ugly ginger person


Jesus.
This year you have been
a try-hard dufus,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
piss all, you fuck stick

Ohh err God, Devil n Jesus are in the bad books too.


Mine I got this..
This year you have been
an utter pikey,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a pair of massive tits.

Again...... Best be buying a couple of mountain ranges to wear then.


Hilarious site TW. And are you sure that's your pressie and not this one...

The-wall.
This year you have been
helpful around the house,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a spit roasting by Jedward.

I'll stick with the runny shit...thanks

Stranger.
This year you have been
a toe-rag,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a romantic game of Scrabble with Peter André.


WTF a game of scrabble with that twat

The-Wall wrote:

Gris Gris wrote:

Hilarious site TW. And are you sure that's your pressie and not this one...

The-wall.
This year you have been
helpful around the house,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a spit roasting by Jedward.

I'll stick with the runny shit...thanks

and i don't blame you either, jedward shudder.