At this moment i feckin hate...

stranger wrote:

Fucking thieves

What's happened now mate?

a will explain later need to going and collect the kid

well invited my sister and her boyfriend to the new house for a drink and they asked if they could bring a friend. I said yes as long as he dosent make a prat of his self.

LONG STORY short he stole 20 pound of my sisters boyfriend and my bank card managed to get it back there is more to the story but cant be fucked typing it LOL.

Sounds like he needs a filling in?

ATMIFH................watching Stoke take a beating when neither side really desreves to win!

we only noticed he took the 20 pounds so he got a slap for that then he got through out then I noticed my bank card was missing so we tracked him down the town. I took his wallet of him and my card was in it took it, went to punch him but the twunt ducked it and sprinted in front of cameras so it wont be getting forgot about if u know what I mean.

ATFMIH

Having purple pee. Of all the antibiotics inthe world I have to go and get the one that makes me pee purple. I hate the jaw pain but the purple pee is really annoying me.

Cool!.........I'd love to pee in a strange colour, maybe just for one day though

mine normally glows in the dark, you know, florescent .... but then i do drink Nuitrament

Mrs-G wrote:

Cool!.........I'd love to pee in a strange colour, maybe just for one day though

Go eat some asparagus, you get a nice green colour, but it stinks a bit. That is honest truth, asparagus does turn your pee green. I was thinking of eating some and see if I can pee in stripes.


@ CSI

I glow then I am in part, radiated plutonium. Glowing wee, now there's a thing, handy for women to men when they pee over the damn loo seat.

Whichis my current ATFMIH, men who pee over the loo. You can aim, so aim ruddy well better.

2 P? or not 2 P, that is the question, whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous urine

Running out of juice for my vodka

Feeling cold and tired....i need Summer and sleep...

i hate torrent sites
kill them all

I never thought I'd hear you say that any time soon!

ATMIFH being skint when I want a holiday!

ATMIFH.......Not being able to find things when you know they were in a particular place and some other **** has moved them

ATMIFH being stressed out my box

.........The top class tool who reviewed this forum, he obviously has no clue about what he's doing....Dick!!!

........well said!

stranger wrote:

ATMIFH being stressed out my box

I'll join that club and having 2 kidneys who feel like they've had a hard kicking.

Plus a useless Dr who can't diagnose for toffee and has given my a tablet to suck on instead of sending me back to the hosptial as I'm having another bowel attack. Now I have to wait until tomorrow to be re-seen and go through it all again.

If you don't hear from me it is because I'm in hosptial where I shouldbe now, wired up to a drip and fuming at ususless hosptial staff.

Hope it soon passes Gris

ATMIFH ... not having enough ganja!

Gris Gris wrote:

fuming at ususless hosptial staff.

Surely your not including me in that statement

I'm the nice nurse who allows patients to throw pool balls at him and chase him with the pool cue for good measure

TK Trooper wrote:

Gris Gris wrote:

fuming at ususless hosptial staff.

I'm the nice nurse who allows patients to throw pool balls at him and chase him with the pool cue for good measure

can i watch?

TK Trooper wrote:

Gris Gris wrote:

fuming at ususless hosptial staff.

Surely your not including me in that statement

I'm the nice nurse who allows patients to throw pool balls at him and chase him with the pool cue for good measure

Excluding you naturally.


ATFMIH- bile, everything tastes like it, at least sips now stay down even if does taste like ruddy bile.

ATFMIH being in pain