At this moment i feckin hate...

yes got my dvds LOL

ATFMIH numptys who drive their cars as though the roads are dry and not as they should be in snowy icy conditions. Then they wonder why they have accidents/or skid about.

As for the woman who parked next to me in Asda, I bet she had fun, seeing as she turned OFF her traction control system.


Having gone shopping when the snow was just falling at 4am and reurning to my car, at 7am, to find that needed to be dug out of its parking space. Then watch people veering all over the show like some drunken waltz.

Slow n steady gets you up and down hills and thinking ahead for braking makes all the difference to arrive home in one entire piece.

I stopped on the top edge of a hill, watching as a car slid sideways down it with all of its wheel spinning frantically as the driver floored the accelerator. Then watch a lorry doing the same spinning out and not getting tractions to get itself up the hill, with cars so far up its exhausts, they were sat on the dashboard.

Noway was I going down the hill until those idiots were out the way. I even got a tap fromthe copper in his car behind me, asking if I was stuck. No I wasn't and no I wasn't moving until the carnage below finished wrecking itself. He could bok me or go around me but no way was I budging until that lot had finished smashing themselves up. Too bloody right I'll sit behind you, glad I've finally met somebody with common and road sense, he said and went back to his car. There we sat for 30 minutes or more until the carnage cleared itself and dragged its beaten selves up or down the road. How anybody behind the lorry wasn't killed amazed me.


You couldn't go more than 20 mph, but the idiots were driving and crashing their cars with no thought that the road which was not gritted and covered in over a foot of freshly laying snow. It honestly made me wonder if they had all written to Santa for common sense and road sense as known obviously hadn't got any.
Snow - slow stead speed, slow gradual braking and thinking ahead. No good stopping half way up a hill and then wondering why you aren't going anywhere but sideways or backwards. Never ever get right up close behind a lorry. Once they run inot difficultes they'll use your car as a chock block.

ATFMIH stupid vet nurses who seem to think the cone of shame is the answer to everything and it stays on all dogs. My Beelzebub has had her toe amuptated, follow on operation ass he had a lump on her toe, which contains cancer cells but not enough to determine if the lumpis the start of the cancer or it had spread into it from her toe. Having got her leg bandaged and padded up the nurse insisted Beelzebub keeps her cone of shame on to prevent her from removing the bandage.

Most normal dogs have a head that is bigger than its kneck, mine has a kneck 2 times the size of her head. The cone fits her kneck means... she can get it off with a mere shake of her neck. As very nicley demonstrated by her devilness.

Nurse's answer, fit it to her collar, which was demonstrated by me pulling her collar off her neck. Tah Dah!
Reality dawns on nurse, tighten her collar up.I could have screamed. Afterputting the collar back on her devilness and tightening up as per instruction, fixing cone of shame to it....TAH DAH!!!!!! Beelzebub demonstrated the fine art of removing said fixed cone with a nice backward and sideward use of the table leg.TAHH RUDDY DAH!

At that point I gave up trying to get it through the nurses thick skull, cone of shame will not stay on unless you bolt it directly to her Beelzebub's neck. ARGH!!!

I know where I will be inserting cone of shame tomorrow when her devilness's bandages have to be changed.

Tv's. Bloody useless waste of money, unrealiable overly expensive crap. Ruddy expensive to fix. Ruddy ruddy oh ruddy ruddy crappy Samsung shite,: 29:

Mines just blew up. and Im having to use a old monitor as my usual one siow doing its job as a TV.
I WANT MY MONITOR BACK !!!!!!!

Now on the hunt for a new TV argh!!!!!!

Feeling knackered...
I take my hat off to any fund-raiser out there, by god it's hard work that eats away at the normality of your life, but with the cause it's a tiny price to pay...

To reiterate, it's the lack of energy i dislike, not the reason for it...

Does that make any sense whatsoever..?

Me heads frazzled .....

Gaznandi wrote:

Feeling knackered...
I take my hat off to any fund-raiser out there, by god it's hard work that eats away at the normality of your life, but with the cause it's a tiny price to pay...

To reiterate, it's the lack of energy i dislike, not the reason for it...

Does that make any sense whatsoever..?

Me heads frazzled .....

Yes it does.

Fund raising, is a great thing to do, but the trck is to set a time for the fund rasing, time for yourself. It's tough to do but you do need to factor in that 'me' time. Or else end up becoming ill. Becoming ill does not help fund raising. So make time for yourself and switch off from the fundrasing.

Years ago I did a spurt of funding raising. I scheduled it so that the fund raising work was during 7 am to 3 pm. or 9 am to 5pm, with 1 hours worth of breaks. After that time it was me time. I also set a day off. I also found getting others to help share the load was wonderful and welcome. I found setting myself these rules, helped keep me sane andI gained more energy to deal with the fund raising.

ATFMIH, surgeons. I l earnt today from my new Gynae Consultant, that due to my considerable amounts of abdominal operations, that the result of them has rendered me inoperable. Which means that any surgery that uses any part from the rib cage down will kill me, if it doesn't I won't survive undergoing the operation itself.

The bastards have not told me that and my Gyane was shocked nobody told me as it is one thing I should know.

Soon a I got back I fired in a right good narky letter into the complaints section of my local bodgeital. 2 hours later I got a call from them, saying they had passed it on and were treating it offically, as this was appalling and potentially lethal.

I shall see what or when anything comes back. Boy do i want to sit in a room with the 2 idiots and their teams who failed to say how seriously screwed up internally I am and not saying that I can never have any operation, plus a few other things. They'll wish they'd never been accepted into Docotoring.


Because of there huge cock-ups I ahve to under go 8 weeks of extreme pain and lord only knows what why my new Gyane tries to shut down my ruddy ovaries. As he so nicely put it, my high pain threshold is going to be seriously tested and what I suffer with now is going to be nothing to what I am going to be put through.

Just hope it bloody works and the ovaries shut down and give me some peace. I will ruddy well need it.

ATFMIH when people send you pictures of food you'd love to have

The-Wall wrote:

ATFMIH when people send you pictures of food you'd love to have

I agree espeically if I haven't got the ingredients to make it.

The smell of burning duck fat from next door silly gits

ATFMIH , delivery drivers I am waiting on my new phone coming todaay got a txt saying I should have it so I phoned o2 up they have sent it to the wrong fucking adress bolody twats.

Somebody just got an unexpected surprise

lol, they delivered the phone 3 doors down from my mums adress the courier phoned me and said were am I I told him my corect adress and he said oh well, I cant bring it round for u only 5 minutes away so I got my aunt what stays in the same street of my mum to go out and sign for the phone its doing my tits in already not downloading apps so I shall be going to the 02 shop tomorow for a nice chat with them.

my cable company they have cut off all my tv stations only have the radio stations all because I owe them 31 pounds that I was going to pay tomorow not happy.

The rpice we pay, at least you weren't owning thousands before they cut you off.

Hating whoever made humans possible. Espeically those who were made to work in customer service. That really was a worse gene pool error ever. Even hillbillys are higher up the gene pool that that.

Teenage children, especially girls.........
The have the head of a sore bear, the venom of a cobra and the etiquette and subtlety of a pack of rabid hyhenas.

TK Trooper wrote:

Teenage children, especially girls.........
The have the head of a sore bear, the venom of a cobra and the etiquette and subtlety of a pack of rabid hyhenas.

Oh dear you've met my children too. I am so sorry for that infliction. It's something I try to preventing by pickling them but they keep escaping the jar.


Actually hating Chelsea Flower show on the red button. I want to go direct to the things not listen to that useless presenter who they used when Montyhad a stroke.

that I cant get in to my privite sites I want to watch films

hating my thyroid. Something so small can really do you in and getting the medication right for it, well it would be easier to find a needle in a field of haystacks.

The hot weather I'm passing out more than a parade of troops.

Gris Gris wrote:

The hot weather I'm passing out more than a parade of troops.

I'm fucked off at the lack of sunshine..!

I go out to fry (100 degrees in me back garden yesterday afternoon and this morning) and then the fuckin shitty clouds come over..

I demand my Judith Chalmers tan back, yer bastards..!

Nice and sunny here in scouseland Gaz

We the sky is grey today, but we are less hot than yesterday when we had 40 °

Gaznandi wrote:

Gris Gris wrote:

The hot weather I'm passing out more than a parade of troops.

I'm fucked off at the lack of sunshine..!

I go out to fry (100 degrees in me back garden yesterday afternoon and this morning) and then the fuckin shitty clouds come over..

I demand my Judith Chalmers tan back, yer bastards..!

Now i took your more for a David Dickinson kind of tan.

Today peeing me off is............. trying to write a series of qestions that my stupid hosptial consutlants must answer in my case of negliance against them. ARGHHHH with brain fog the questions won't come out.

Spammer that have trojans hidden in their url links. Drives me nuts.