At this moment i feckin hate...

ATFMIH crabit fucking neighbours I let the son out the back garden to play then he goes in the neighbours garden I hear shouting so I go out the back and the neighbour is saying to my son to get out the garden I asked what he done wrong he was making holes in the garden which is bad so while. I'm bringing him in the neighbour is saying he is to old to be playing in the garden any how so. I say hey that's enough And that he is getting punished for it but then her boy older than me comes out I thought he said something to me but it was his daughter. I was due to go bonkers so I come in the house tell the son off put him in a shower then I go back out the back door to put rubbish in the bin and this neighbour is saying to the other neighbour oh I would have any child in my garden she sees me and stops what she was about to say but I managed to control my self so the son is in bed and I'm having a can of beer.

there's always one neighbour aren't there

Whoah what a 2 faced neighbour you got. I would have made the comment back, oh any child is it so why did you get your knickers in a twist when one was in your garden?

Gets on my tits 2-faced folk and especially f**king neighbours who make one rule that they insist everybody follow, and then apply several different when it comes to their own. Ruddy hypocrites.


Likewise ATFMIH ny neighbours who because I called the dog warden out to them; as they won't shut their dogs up and thought it hilarious that their dog dug under the fence and ripped a chunk off of the cover my plastic greenhouse; so they called the RSPCA out on me for having out of control dogs barking and attacking the fence and digging under.

Then they stood their in the garden sniggering when the RSPCA turned up at mine, with in tow the dog warden. Soon wiped the laughter off their faces when the RSCPA took one look at the size of my dogs and the dug hole and said, thats not done by these dogs, thats been dug out from the other side. As for barking allI can hear is nextdoors dog barking and nobody has come out to stop them. Which the dog warden stated she had been out to them and they had assuredher the dogs do not bark at all.

We could hardly hear ourselves talk over the noise their dogs were creating and on cue, under came one of their dogs again and ripped another piece off the greenhouse. At which point my Bell started barking and went onthe defnesive side as she saw it trying to get under.

So I stood there and said WELL!!!!!!

I clapped and Bell shut up went indoors shortly followed by me and the officers.

The RSPCA were not amused and less so when the dog warden indicated when we inside that she had report of one of my dogs causing a nuisance on a specific day at a specfic time, I said which one and she described Moog. Oh I said this one was it and handed her the Vet bill indicating Moog had been in the Vet hosptial. Must have been the other one then they meant. Oh this one and handed her the vet bill indiciating Bell had been overnight stay at the vets on a different matter. WELLL!!!

RSPCA apoglised and said they were going nextdoor as that was who had reported me and they were about to get a nasty shock for wasting RSPCA time and for having uncontrollable dogs who were seen actively digging under, barking non stop without reprimand, and for damaging property for which they would be expected to replace or pay damages for.

The Dog warden by now not very amused at being caught in their lies was also going around to remind them of her visit and what was now offically seen and now required or else the dogs would be removed.


I didn't stand in my garden sniggering I stood there smirking while the neighbours got told off by both officers and my grin got larger as they were told they would be monitored carefully, expected to attend at their cost dog ownership and trianing classes and the dogs inspected by the RSPCA vet and they wanted to see all the vaccinations and flea tretmaents used and when. No suprises none were given.

So one neighbour who instead of fixing the issue and training their dogs to behave now have a very large bill and possible fine and the bonus.... the entire neighbourhoood heard the whole thing.

Big Brother..

All fuckin summer and now a 3 hour marathon with a shitload of other failed nonentities to try and get their little bit of attention due to nuts/ok/hello, itv2/3/4 , or any other sack of shit media not giving a toss about the Kuntz..!


Oh. andi's a fan btw and i'm stuck in the same damned room!

Glad I re-read that I though you had written andi was stuck in a fan.

ATFMIH washing machines, mines broke again... Same part as last load of times and to capit all this iddy part has now decided to take with it onthe kerput holiday the brains of the washing machine.

And they think I am wating 21 days for the brains to arrive...Now I have a new machine on its way next week.. funny how all the exact like for like were either out of stock or had a 21 day wait attached.

in the same boat GG my washing mashing is fecked as well just waiting on parts getting delivered hell knows how long that will take so my mum is doing all of the house holds washing LOL.

ATFMIH
My nice new washing machine, fully installed and working but it does not play a tune when itis ended. How inconsiderate,how I am supposed to know where it is finished? Other than get up and go have a look.

Alo potassium. I hate that ruddy trace k vitamin. Moogs has gone up again so her meds have increased, re done her bloods and the damn things gone up again. So she is now on 4 florinef tablets a day plus 1 prednicare. She's fast catching up to my pill consumption per day.

I also hate absence seizures, any fit is scary but one that keeps occuring in Moog every morning is scaring the bejebbus out of me. At least she is not convulsing or fly catching, just a case of lights on nobody is at home for several moments before service resumes as normal. Poor things suffering enough without her brain indulging in misfires too.

Pins and needles in me feet..
Ultimate Big Brother...
A crappy garden year, again!
Getting older..
Shaving..
Dog hairs like tumbleweed across me laminate..
Stoke on Trents lack of regeneration..
David Cameron and any other cock of a Tory..
Slush..
Me leccy after using the tumble drier..
The fact i haven't had a proper holiday this year...
Not being able to stop time so i can have some fun and burgle a few places ..
The cats plucking the stair carpet..
Arsene Wenger/Fabregas/Arsenal....
Wasps..
Facebook/Bebo/Myspace..



And last but not least, Anal itching....


Thanks for listening..

Gaznandi wrote:

Pins and needles in me feet..
Ultimate Big Brother...
A crappy garden year, again!
Getting older..
Shaving..
Dog hairs like tumbleweed across me laminate..
Stoke on Trents lack of regeneration..
David Cameron and any other cock of a Tory..
Slush..
Me leccy after using the tumble drier..
The fact i haven't had a proper holiday this year...
Not being able to stop time so i can have some fun and burgle a few places ..
The cats plucking the stair carpet..
Arsene Wenger/Fabregas/Arsenal....
Wasps..
Facebook/Bebo/Myspace..



And last but not least, Anal itching....


Thanks for listening..

that all m8 LOL

stranger wrote:

Gaznandi wrote:

Pins and needles in me feet..
Ultimate Big Brother...
A crappy garden year, again!
Getting older..
Shaving..
Dog hairs like tumbleweed across me laminate..
Stoke on Trents lack of regeneration..
David Cameron and any other cock of a Tory..
Slush..
Me leccy after using the tumble drier..
The fact i haven't had a proper holiday this year...
Not being able to stop time so i can have some fun and burgle a few places ..
The cats plucking the stair carpet..
Arsene Wenger/Fabregas/Arsenal....
Wasps..
Facebook/Bebo/Myspace..



And last but not least, Anal itching....


Thanks for listening..

that all m8 LOL

God no, i aint even started yet mate...

a did think u had more to add LOL

Gaznandi wrote:

Pins and needles in me feet..
Ultimate Big Brother...
A crappy garden year, again!
Getting older..
Shaving..
Dog hairs like tumbleweed across me laminate..
Stoke on Trents lack of regeneration..
David Cameron and any other cock of a Tory..
Slush..
Me leccy after using the tumble drier..
The fact i haven't had a proper holiday this year...
Not being able to stop time so i can have some fun and burgle a few places ..
The cats plucking the stair carpet..
Arsene Wenger/Fabregas/Arsenal....
Wasps..
Facebook/Bebo/Myspace..



And last but not least, Anal itching....


Thanks for listening..

Easily sorted..

Ultimate Big Brother... ( Stand naked in front of the Tv and distract Andi, so she either ravishes you or gets fed up with not being able to see the show.
A crappy garden year, again! ( crap makes the garden grow.)
Getting older..( you're as old as you feel. So go and have a feel up sesson of the fruit n veg at the supermarket. Disregard the produce that are wrinkly, saggy and old.)
Shaving.. ( let it grow)
Dog hairs like tumbleweed across me laminate..( let it grow until you've got a new carpet)
Stoke on Trents lack of regeneration.. Get a machine like in carry on screaming, you an have a whole stoke full of Oddbods. Or sell the orginals to funfairs to use in the ghoset train.
David Cameron and any other cock of a Tory..(think like a tory, deny deny.. deny it exists)
Slush..( take the s off and you have lush.)
Me leccy after using the tumble drier..( hang it on the line, it'll dry eventually.
The fact i haven't had a proper holiday this year...( put up a tent in your back garden and pretned its that posh exculsive place known as costa da nuffin aregate. I'm sure yu can find a bit of sand and a few palm trees and let the imagination flow.)
Not being able to stop time so i can have some fun and burgle a few places ..( Get inventing then)
The cats plucking the stair carpet..(teach them to pluck something else like bank vaults)
Arsene Wenger/Fabregas/Arsenal....( well what do you expect with anthing with the word Arse in it)
Wasps..( catch them and set them fre inside supermarkets.)




Facebook/Bebo/Myspace..( Creat your own them....Gazbo's )

Sorted!


ATFMIH- Ruddy hate windows 7, after finaaly getting to to go in, i'm now trying to find where I put stuff on the spare hardrive. Boy do I have alot of crap stored. I'll be at it for days recovering stuff I probably don't need or use but might come in handy

ATFMIH--- the perm only had it done thie morn and its already running off my head. I can see my hairdressers going to get a little visit from the curse fairy very soon.

ATMIFH vets..... Ok they do a bloody good job and without theire expertise my Moog certianly wouldn't be around but.... To over charge for medicines is just plain daylight robbery.

Bar in mind it costs me £50 a week to have Moogs bloods checked. They then charged me Another £28 for her Florinef(100 tablets) and £48 for her Prednicare. Which she has to be on for life and they last about a month.

Today I looked up earlier while wating for Moogs results of her blood check, I can get her Florinef for £15.00 the highest price I found and her Prednicare as £28. A bloody big difference.

So when I rang up to get Moogs result s(5.4 down from last weeks 5.6, and still normal phew!) I asked about the cost of pills and getting a prescription.. They'll give me a prescription so I can get her meds elsewhere on at £20 per item per month. Robbing barstools.

So I'm looking for a less robbing vet asI read clearly on these reputable vet pharmacys that I can have a 6 month at a time perscription and have the pills per month as required. Not according to my vet.

The vets are good but costly not as if they are not going to see me regularly is it. Other vets of dogs in similar possition keep the costs down for them as in meds at cost and charging only for the tests not it and the consultiation. Sadly mine is one of those ones.


As my OH said be cheaper to put Moog down and go buy 2 Champion stock puppies. Which is true but will not be happening while I'm around.

Gris Gris wrote:

ATMIFH vets..... Ok they do a bloody good job and without theire expertise my Moog certianly wouldn't be around but.... To over charge for medicines is just plain daylight robbery.

Bar in mind it costs me £50 a week to have Moogs bloods checked. They then charged me Another £28 for her Florinef(100 tablets) and £48 for her Prednicare. Which she has to be on for life and they last about a month.

Today I looked up earlier while wating for Moogs results of her blood check, I can get her Florinef for £15.00 the highest price I found and her Prednicare as £28. A bloody big difference.

So when I rang up to get Moogs result s(5.4 down from last weeks 5.6, and still normal phew!) I asked about the cost of pills and getting a prescription.. They'll give me a prescription so I can get her meds elsewhere on at £20 per item per month. Robbing barstools.

So I'm looking for a less robbing vet asI read clearly on these reputable vet pharmacys that I can have a 6 month at a time perscription and have the pills per month as required. Not according to my vet.

The vets are good but costly not as if they are not going to see me regularly is it. Other vets of dogs in similar possition keep the costs down for them as in meds at cost and charging only for the tests not it and the consultiation. Sadly mine is one of those ones.


As my OH said be cheaper to put Moog down and go buy 2 Champion stock puppies. Which is true but will not be happening while I'm around.

A family member was taking her British Bulldogs regularly to the vets and it was costing her, like yourself, a small fortune..

Her vet said it would cost minimum £100 a month and more to keep her dog alive..

The family member said there's no hope as she'd already paid a fortune and couldn't keep going on like this so, because of the prices, she was going to look into all this expense..

The vet said hang on a min, turned his back to write something, and lo and behold he handed the family member a normal across the counter prescription, cost of £8, bit different than £100 eh...?

Didn't know vets used them did ya...?

Robbing fuckers, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask..!

Robbin gits I agree. Still I got a nice online provider now. My Moogs meds come in a special refrigerator lorry which only cost me £5.40 for which given that fact is a bargain.



ATFMIH my GP. She ran my bloods a good month ago but failed to call me as.........I'm in thyroid failure and my iron count is in the -heart attack zone' I couldn't belive it when sh called it up and said oh its normal just cheking.Ahh glad you came in no its not, your not absorbing any nutrients and your thyroid has failed and the something or other it produces when its failed is at 97% present, very high and is dangerous. No wonder you feel so ill.

I could have throttled her, I've been saying for months my stats are too lowand they don't go up and she's now agreed with me. Great more pills to take and I get a toxicity warning for every pillI'm on. Yay way to go biohazardous me.

At least I now get a nice letter to hit my consultant with. Probably end up witha feeding tube or pints of blood pumped through me..mmmm Blood...

A&E. I had to rush 'im indoors into A&E at just past midnight today. Aside from one very funny nurse I could scream. 2 hours until he was seen by an apprentice Dr, then the boss who poked asked the same questions, explained they dont have an ultrasound at this hopstia l(BS I've been on it so many times they all know my by my first name.) Dr then ran bloods and left us sat there until the same great nurse came over and said, you're being admitted to the other hospital they're waiting on transport and bed and gave him some pain relief.

I left there at 5iamsh and he was still waiting. He got took over at 8 am and now is sat still waiting for a ruddy scan. As the nurse said you only get this crap with the NHS. Bless her she was a right laugh and very good at her job.

having the bloody cold and coughing all sorts of crap up not good

ATFMIH my tv universal remote control hasent came phoned them up and they said that its royal mail that is delivering it first class so I have to give them to Tuesday then phone them back up fucking raging.

Hosptials. Why are they so damned hot. Visitng 'im indoors ( poorly lad with gallstones and needs an operation) and it felt like I was in the sahara desert. And they were wondering why all the patients have high temperatures.

Also clumsy nurses who nearly blind you with a chair they're carrying.. Clumsy is an insult she was worse we called her misses bump in the end and ducked or ran for cover.

ATFMIH,

sore head, earache, waiting on American dad finishing downloading so I can get on to play cod and I need to go out side to get my beer they should deliver it.

there is more but ............................

snow and then ice. Why can't it jsut be one or the other.

The little air freshener things that clip onto the toilet bowl.
Well, when they fall off and block up the toilet anyway. Spent the morning up to my knees in shit and toilet water!

Oh well, onwards and upwards.

JingleBollox wrote:

The little air freshener things that clip onto the toilet bowl.
Well, when they fall off and block up the toilet anyway. Spent the morning up to my knees in shit and toilet water!

Oh well, onwards and upwards.

Aye, they don't tell yer that on the packaging do they....

waiting on my dvd,s they were supposed to be here on Friday